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  1. Jim J Jiblets

    Jim J Jiblets #Hillary'sTongue

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    "I don't wanna bring a child into this fucked-up world." ~Schmoopy

    :hat:
     
  2. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal

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    Delicious cocks.
     
  3. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    wut
     
  4. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    It's true. :dontknow:
     
  5. Jim J Jiblets

    Jim J Jiblets #Hillary'sTongue

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    I actually agree to some extent. :coffee:
     
  6. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    it would require fucking a woman.
     
  7. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    All of your friends have prior engagements this evening, Mack? :lol::jj::funny::bounce:
     
  8. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Try to keep it real. :cool:
     
  9. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    :winner:
     
  10. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    :dontknow: Married fathers don't go out a bunch on Friday nights... especially ones who don't drink.

    I've got plans for most of the day tomorrow, tho. :cool:
     
  11. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    I just did. :cool:
     
  12. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    [​IMG]
     
  13. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    Now, how about you smoop? Why is a single guy with no kids sitting on his ass tonight instead of out chasing some dick?
     
  14. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    Tweekend At Schmoopy's
     
  15. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal

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    Perfectly named orange imho, that show is annoying.
     
  16. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    :lol:
     
  17. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    "Cmon, Mack, quit picking on Smoopy... there's nothing wrong with him being either an in the closet homo :gayhand: or afraid of women. If you keep picking on him, we'll never find out which one he is, even a shit mult like me knows that.
     
  18. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    I agree with him. :dontknow:

    Its a struggle, I'd hate to subject another living being to it, especially if I'm incapable of providing all the tools needed to surpass it....which I am incapable of doing. If I was a mother, I would want my child to have more opportunities than I was given.
     
  19. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    If only Schmoop's father had felt the same way. :no:
     
  20. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    He probably did, but the rubber leaked.