Client driving me crazy

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  1. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    I have this client. I've shown him over 50 homes. He finally made an offer Saturday. The agent stopped accepting offers at 7:00 last night. I just get a fucking email from him at 12:30 asking me if we can raise his offer. Now I'm going to be up another two hours emailing forms back and forth. The listing agent is going to be pissed at me and him and will probably trash his original offer.:facepalm:

    I know wah. I just need to blow off steam.
     
  2. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    take a shit on his lawn
     
  3. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    He's a little guy. I'd like to rub it in his face.
     
  4. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    I worked at century 21 for two years. I refused to deal with buyers.
     
  5. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    Hey, this little boy died of cancer this week. But your problems seem much much burdensome.
    [video=youtube;xfS0deQlgHw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfS0deQlgHw&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/video]
     
  6. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Where is the car chase?
     
  7. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I wish they wouldn't litter my sports and wrassling with cancer kids.
     
  8. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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  9. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Right? I didn't conceive the little bastitches.
     
  10. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    :pray: Maybe my client will get cancer.
     
  11. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Buyers are liars and generally a waste of time.
     
  12. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    Michigan state march madness cancer girl is already dead and it's only may for christs sake
     
  13. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    So, how did you scrape up enough sellers to make a living?
     
  14. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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  15. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Let him buy the house. Then burn it down.
     
  16. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Listings by farming my connections. I was part time. When my listings dried up I quit.
     
  17. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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  18. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Yeah, that's how most people do it. I don't have much of a network here. I'm so dry my wallet is cracking.
     
  19. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Buyers will run you around the county and do the contract with another brokerage. Screw that.
     
  20. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Print up a million cards. Put your name out there. Get listings.