Client driving me crazy

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  1. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    I have this client. I've shown him over 50 homes. He finally made an offer Saturday. The agent stopped accepting offers at 7:00 last night. I just get a fucking email from him at 12:30 asking me if we can raise his offer. Now I'm going to be up another two hours emailing forms back and forth. The listing agent is going to be pissed at me and him and will probably trash his original offer.:facepalm:

    I know wah. I just need to blow off steam.
     
  2. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    take a shit on his lawn
     
  3. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    He's a little guy. I'd like to rub it in his face.
     
  4. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    I worked at century 21 for two years. I refused to deal with buyers.
     
  5. Gwarn1

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    Hey, this little boy died of cancer this week. But your problems seem much much burdensome.
    [video=youtube;xfS0deQlgHw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfS0deQlgHw&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/video]
     
  6. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Where is the car chase?
     
  7. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I wish they wouldn't litter my sports and wrassling with cancer kids.
     
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    A Succulent Chinese Meal Happy Halloween! VIP

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  9. crazypreacher

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    Right? I didn't conceive the little bastitches.
     
  10. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    :pray: Maybe my client will get cancer.
     
  11. crazypreacher

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    Buyers are liars and generally a waste of time.
     
  12. Gwarn1

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    Michigan state march madness cancer girl is already dead and it's only may for christs sake
     
  13. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    So, how did you scrape up enough sellers to make a living?
     
  14. crazypreacher

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  15. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Let him buy the house. Then burn it down.
     
  16. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Listings by farming my connections. I was part time. When my listings dried up I quit.
     
  17. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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  18. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    Yeah, that's how most people do it. I don't have much of a network here. I'm so dry my wallet is cracking.
     
  19. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Buyers will run you around the county and do the contract with another brokerage. Screw that.
     
  20. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Print up a million cards. Put your name out there. Get listings.