close your eyes. inhale through your nose. exhale through your nose

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Napoleon V2, Mar 11, 2013.

  1. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Did you hear a whistle noise? If so, trim your nose hairs or use a tissue you disgusting freak. Are people that unaware that they make a whistle noise every 4 seconds? Or do they enjoy sounding like a boiling kettle?
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    you got NBA2k13?
     
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    I pull mine out when I'm driving.
     
  5. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    No dude. When are you gonna play me in Madden? I'm on a disgraceful losing streak right now so u prolly have a goo shot at beating me
     
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    I was sitting next to a dude in class that sounded like a ref during The Malace at the Palace. His nose-whistling just highlighted his rate of breathing and lack of cardiovascular fitness. You shouldn't be taking 30 breaths a minute sitting in a chair.
     
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    i was on the other day. sent you an invite. but i had to go after that game
     
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Some day we will compete for Madden King of the Bar
     
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    :cheer:
     
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    Your food porn has no effect on me because I just ate! :cheer2:
     
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    mine vibrate at ultrasonic frequencies so that i can change channels on old tv sets when i sneeze.

    long way to go for a bad joke too.
     
  12. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    They have IR remotes now
     
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    as :naz: would say, please make another thread
     
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    Who do you run with?
     
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Ok
     
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    Miami Dolphins. im a homer
     
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Shiv has been know to appear offline as soon as the invite is sent.
     
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    :jj:
     
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    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    This one isn't near as shitty as usual.
     
  20. Double Blizz

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    So you usually lose every game you play?
    Did they get Ochocinco on there or was he cut before the roster was on there.