Closest fucking shave ever

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  1. Rum Balls

    Rum Balls Well-Known Member

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    Old fashioned double edge safety razor for the fucking win.

    Can't seem to dull Astra superior platinum blades. 12 shaves so far, one blade. Probably get 20.

    100 blades = 10 bucks. 20 shaves per blade? Fuck you forever cartridges.
     
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    I like a Mach 3, I get a nice clean shave.
     
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  4. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Vice Regent to the Bar POTY VIP

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    Thank you so much for this invaluable information.
     
  5. Rum Balls

    Rum Balls Well-Known Member

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    Have fun spending 50x as much
     
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    Rum Balls Well-Known Member

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    It's what I do
     
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  7. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Mlaw stole my AV Gold

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    Closest fucking shave ever...
    Or not.

     
  8. Rum Balls

    Rum Balls Well-Known Member

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    What are you trying to say
     
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    DarkFriday Mlaw stole my AV Gold

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    Ur gonna cut urself.
    Maybe not tomorrow or the next day but it's gonna happen.
    Shit happens.
     
  10. Rum Balls

    Rum Balls Well-Known Member

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    It's actually pretty hard to cut yourself hence the 'safety' razor. It's not a straight razor no throat slitting
     
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  11. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin One Man Four Banner Mafia 2010 OG POTY The Bar VIP Gold

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    I have a beard. :nojj:
     
  12. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Mlaw stole my AV Gold

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    What's her name?
     
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    I use a straight razor on my pussy.
     
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    Rum Balls Well-Known Member

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    :rofl:
     
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    Rum Balls Well-Known Member

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    Contrarian
     
  16. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin One Man Four Banner Mafia 2010 OG POTY The Bar VIP Gold

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    Blarked. :nojj:
     
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    RH Goatcabin One Man Four Banner Mafia 2010 OG POTY The Bar VIP Gold

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    asiwouldsay Noshing and fapping Gold

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    So what is the rig I need? I get the box cutters, then what? A handle of some sort? beaver tail shaving talc? Gillette gel? WHAT?? TELL ME EVERYTHING.
     
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    Rum Balls Well-Known Member

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    Flame thrower