News Clown trying to lure kids into the woods

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    I'm not anywhere near SC!

    Reports: Clown Trying To Lure Kids Into Woods

    GREENVILLE, SC – A parent and child's nightmare coming to a reality in a Greenville County neighborhood.

    According to residents at Fleetwood Manor Apartment, a person dressed as a clown is trying to ‘lure kids into the woods’.

    In response to the reports, the apartment sent out a letter reminding residents to keep their kids safe by not walking alone in the woods at night.

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    As explained in the letter, Greenville County law enforcement are conducting daily patrols of the neighborhood because of the reports.

    Smells like....

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    John Wayne Gacy has risen from the dead?
     
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    This is why I don't want kids. I get frantic over the littlest of things. I don't need to be worrying if a son or daughter I have is being lured into the woods by a fucking clown.
     
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    Ronalds doing a good enough job offing people with his dollar menu.
     
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    Kinko, kinko, the kid loving clown.

    When you bounce upon his knee, he never wears a frown.
     
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    What's that from? Dr. Demento?
     
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    I'm honestly not sure.

    I remember hearing it years ago, I don't even know if I got the saying right.

    It was something along those lines.
     
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    duzthe klown have bigg Tits??;)
     
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    Yes... Dr Dementi
    http://www.letssingit.com/dr.-demento-lyrics-kinko-the-clown-xbk6rqb
    Lovely lyrics-

    Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clown
    if the kids just love me back I'll never wear a frown
    Kinko, Kinko, the kid loving clown
    if the kids just love me back I'll never wear a frown!!!

    Kinko's in his Kinko car, pockets full of change
    lots of dirty pictures and sticky candy canes.
    All the kids love Kinko for the presents that they get
    silly leather clothes to wear and happy cigaretts.

    -Hi boys and girls, my name is Kinko the clown!!!
    -Hi Kinko!!!
    -And I really love you boys and girls!!!
    Really, really....
    -Awwww
    -But my legs get tired standing out in the parking lot handing out
    stale tootsie rolls to you rugrats, so if anyone wants to come back
    to Kinko's trailer and massage his legs, he'd really really like it.
    Really, really.....

    Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clown
    if the kids just love me back I'll never wear a frown
    Kinko, Kinko, the kid loving clown
    if the kids just love me back I'll never wear a frown!!!

    We go to Kinkos clubhouse, sometimes after school
    we play in Kinkos crawl space, there's never any room
    We have to sit on Kinkos lap there's never any chairs
    Kinko likes to tickle us and give us funny stares.

    -Gee I haven't had this much fun since Christmas when I got
    to play Santa Clause and all the boys and girls got to sit on Kinko's lap-
    -Mommy mommy! Kinko hurt me!-
    -But that was in Indianapolis and thanks to the liberal reciprocity laws here
    Kinko can be with you boys and girls today or anytime.

    Jimmy Johnson ran away and didn't say goodbuy
    Kinko went to look for him to help the FBI
    But Kinko has some handcuffs on his eyes were full of tears
    said "I'll be back to play with you sometime in 20 years!"

    Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clown
    the parents wanna beat me up and run me outa town!
    Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clown
    tar and feather Kinko and run him out of town!

    -Bye boy's and girls!!!!
    -Bye Kinko! See you at the turn of the century!
    -Kinko really love you boys and girls!!
    Really, really....

    Read more: http://www.letssingit.com/dr.-demento-lyrics-kinko-the-clown-xbk6rqb#ixzz4Igjm7Lpi
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    Oh man, this is funny, I just saw 'The Circle' in Indio last night.

    Their rendition of 'Rock Candy' by Montrose was worth the price of admission.

    They are a good show, if you have a chance, you should see them.
     
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    My favorite part of the psa..... "Reports of a clown OR someone dressed up as a clown."

    i so hope it is not someone dressed up,like a clown, but an actual fucking clown man.
     
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