@ClumpyStern tears Wigward a new hair system on SFRT!

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  1. ARM

    ARM Well-Known Member

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    After mulling over a future dawgshed (exploring H101 & Geektime, SFRT) with @SomerSky and @teehee - I've finally tracked down this key RARE audio, after this exhausting ALT-BINARIES (might as well be Lotus Notes) cyber safari. Shedster extraordinaire @ClumpyStern (as was @jyanks) was a regular on the now defunct Plughead 101 Mutt's SUPER-FAN ROUND-TABLE.

    Clumpy appeared on an epic episode of SFRT on 9/29/11 where he just broke the fourth chimney and unloaded on everything we do daily but on THEIR air to an awestruck Mutt, and with Jason Kaplan producing. The key theme is Clumpy brilliantly keeps calling Howard out for live reads in the middle of shit and says "Are you tired and sluggish??" over and over to Mutt who is clearly uncomfortable.

    He calls out the blank Artie chair, marble hoarding, Robin's unaccountability etc etc etc. Makes an @ARM proud enough to invite him on dawgshed to retell the marching gag orders he was given before and during.

    Listen to the whole thing - because I heard it live and was agape and it never aired again when I tried to find it again for myself.

     
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    ARM Well-Known Member

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    He deserves our props and reps galore for this firebombing infiltration!
     
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    I remember hearing this live too :jj: nice job clumpy and jyanks
     
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    I remember hearing Mutt and the panelist's silence and uncomfortable laughs because they couldn't believe @ClumpyStern beautiful dissension was going on in front of them. The "Are you tired and sluggish?" drops were soooo brilliantly timed as well.
     
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    I couldn't believe it either. I think Robin took most of the bashing. I am gonna have to re listen tommorow am. The tired and sluggish stuff was good
     
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    Where does he say it?
     
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    ALL throughout, ya gotta lock on his voice. Everything he says is negative.
     
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    Thanks, but I can't take credit for this SFRT. I did it about 5-6 times, but this wasn't one of them. :D
     
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    But like @Dump Button says - Robin gets hit the hardest probably.
     
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    Gimme the dates of yours and I'll try and track em down???
     
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    I forgot about the tired and sluggish interjections by the wig. What was the product?
     
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    Tears him 'a new hair system'
    :haha:

    Love It..thanks ARM!
     
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    I gotta listen back. I think @ClumpyStern or even Mutt explain the product at some point.
     
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    I am thinking 5 hour energy drink
     
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    I'm thinking you're right!
     
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    Talking about Robin- "This was before she went back to looking like Grimace in dreadlocks."

    That's gold, Jerry. GOLD!
     
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    Just saw this come up in my You Tube subscription feed - I remember listening to it back in the day when I still had a Sirius subscription. The tired and sluggish drops and other truths about Robin and Howard were great.
     
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    Definately would like to hear clumpys story on dawgshed :jj:
     
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    meanwhile...
     
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    That was SO great and they were clearly AFRAID to laugh!!
     
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