Sports CM Punk Stretches Undefeated Streak in UFC to 3 years

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  1. TallTyrion

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    As a lifelong wrestling fan....I'm proud of him.

    Mixed martial artist CM Punk has silenced any naysayers who doubted he could transition from the pro wrestling ring to the Octagon, having remained undefeated in UFC since signing with the company in 2014.
    The self-proclaimed “Best Fighter in the World” has never submitted or been knocked out in a UFC fight, giving him an unblemished record that few fighters can rival.
    “Even Brock lost in UFC,” said the ever-acerbic Punk, referring to former UFC champion and noted academic Brock Lesnar.
    Punk attributes his undefeated “streak” in UFC to a combination of hard training, strict diet, cunning, his “straight-edge” lifestyle, a positive mental attitude, a strong grappling background, and not yet having had any UFC fights.
     
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    Wait until his wife gets to UFC!
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    His wife will be competing in the "mini" division soon to be set up by Dana White.
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    I mean really...this IS a devastating move. How he gets a real opponent up on his shoulders...well that's another thing...
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    I admire him for living by his own code of ethics and never submitting to peer pressure. I admire his list of chick conquests. I even admire the fact that he's an asshole.

    But this whole UFC thing has become utterly laughable.
     
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    Apparently the CM stands for "cancel match".
     
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    I feel like THAT GUY, but I liked him when he wrestled for a living.
     
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    Is he ever going to fight? What if he turns out to be awesome?
     
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    UFC will be an absolute cakewalk after enduring the rigors of grappling.
     
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    Entering the octagon at age 37-38, what a dummy...This motherfucker could've wrestled for the WWE full time until he hit 40 then transitioned into a "part timer" for the next 5-10 years. It's safe to say that Phil left millions of dollars on the table so he could prove to idiots on the Internet that he's a real life tough guy. After he gets embarrassed by a hand picked, "tomato can" in his first fight, what's next?
     
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    in related news, GI JOE was defeated by George Patton.

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    And with the Misfits show at Riotfest, that's going to delay his UFC career even more.



     
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    He's getting into the proper mindset to maul his future punchy kicky opponents.
     
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    He's a dedicated martial artist. She will not distract him from his goal of multi sport domination.
     
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    If he trains with me for the next six weeks he'll be able to go through anybody. And that's a guarantee.
     
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    General Patton sucked on the mic and never drew a dime.
     
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    I was a fan of his for years (even after he blocked me for saying the Mets would beat the Cubs in the NLCS, which they did) but he just seems like a bitter crybaby these days. Boo hoo, WWE didn't let me main event WrestleMania. I'm gone a sit on my stack of cash & bitch about it.
     
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    He is kind of a baby. He didn't block me for this so maybe he found it slightly funny.

     
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