CMG in car accident

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  1. Tarpon1965

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    http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/new...g/2012/02/hazard_on_the_highway_dui_dive.html
    Havoc on the highway: DUI driver with sex toy in his rump rear-ends another driver

    By Barbara Hijek February 29, 2012 08:08 AM

    It looks like sexting and texting while driving are the least of our worries.


    Deputies investigating a Hobe Sound rear-end collision said one of the drivers, Kevin Brann, 41, had more than five times the legal limit of booze in his blood — plus a "sexual anus plug" in his posterior — which had fallen out in the rear of the patrol car en-route to the pokey, reports Will Greenlee in his Off the Beat blog for TCPalm.com in Stuart.

    And that's not all that had fallen out.

    Deputies reported Brann had also "soiled himself" while in the patrol car.

    That's totally understandable.

    Watch out for roadway hazards like these folks.

    Pulled over: Woman was driving while shaving her bikini area, trooper says

    Pulled over: Woman with ‘Keith’ on her crotch, cocaine in her '‘coochy’

    Get the DUHtails and arrest affidavit at Will Greenlee's Off the Beat blog at TCPalm.com in Stuart.

    Photo: Martin County Sheriff's Office
     
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    What did he have on (or not have on) that gave the plug access to come out in the first place?
     
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    CMG = SFN'er I miss

    Hi Tarp
     
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    Could be Zeit as well.
     
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    Yup...
     
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    Hey Doughhead.
     
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    blacks
     
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    This is some thread you started, all the best and brightest are posting in it:cheer:
     
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    :facepalm:
     
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    Cops who arrested the guy didn't get raped. Couldn't have been CMG...
     
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    Are you a detective?
     
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