C'mon -- let's get SOMEBODY to write an article about "Howard's Photoshop Fail"

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  1. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    Don't tell me this isn't a story.

    The King of All Media, the star of NBC's America's Got Talent, got caught posting a photo that makes him look 20 years younger -- and without a neck.

    The problem is it's our little secret.

    It hasn't surfaced in the "outside world."

    Gossipy and snarky websites would totally go for this.

    But they need to be told.

    They need to be convinced.

    So why don't we, through our combined efforts, lobby the snarky gossip media to write a story about this?

    Wouldn't that be awesome?

    And once one website picks up, others will follow suit.

    So what I've done is gathered a bunch of e-mails and Twitter addresses of influential people in Gossip.

    If we all work together, we could totally ruin Howard's vacation.

    Let's do it!!!!!

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    Here's the deal:

    1. Mention that they each tweeted different photos on their individual accounts (@bethstern and @howardstern) -- one without an adam's apple.

    2. Link to these images.

    This is a side-by-side comparison of both images.
    http://i46.tinypic.com/11aycna.jpg


    This image shows the image in Beth's Twitter.
    http://i47.tinypic.com/34ditle.png


    This image shows the image in Howard's Twitter.
    http://i48.tinypic.com/157nh95.png


    Also, here's Eliasbboy's animated picture showing the difference between both pics.
    http://i591.photobucket.com/albums/...MODOUCHEBAGBLURSHOPDICKHEADHORSEFUCKERgif.gif

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    Here's the contact info -- WRITE RIGHT NOW.

    Gawker

    This is totally up Gawker's alley.

    Write an e-mail and tweet each and every editor listed below (don't tweet the Tips e-mail).

    http://gawker.com/about/



    New York Post

    If the NY Post picks this up, Howard would literally die of embarassment.

    Here are the e-mail addresses of all the NY Post's Page Six writers.

    esmith@nypost.com
    imohr@nypost.com
    ssmith@nypost.com
    msiegler@nypost.com
    scuozzo@nypost.com


    Here's the e-mail address of the NY Post's TV editor (though I don't know if this is up his alley).

    mshain@nypost.com



    New York Daily News

    I couldn't find a general gossip e-mail address, so sends tweet to the following.

    @cristinaeverett
    @NYDNgossip



    TMZ

    Yeah, TMZ kisses Howard's ass. But it's only Harvey Levin and several staffers who worship Howard.

    There are 2 other people who approve of stories, and I don't think they are as into Howard.

    It might be worth a try.

    Here are Twitter feeds of several TMZ staffers. Send tweets to them.

    @ryansatin
    @iAmBMcD
    @RNaumann
    @aNNa_KachiKyan


    Radar Online


    TMZ's rival may run with this story. Give it a try. They have an online submission form.
    http://www.radaronline.com/got-news
     
  2. TehLivingDeath

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  3. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    Oh, and if anybody has suggestions for other publications. Feel free to list them.
     
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    whatsit Dawg Lover VIP

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    That picture if proof he is losing his mind.
     
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    O&A mentioned it...
    :dontknow:
     
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    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Dude, it's never gonna happen.

    Any respectable news organization is going to attempt to contact him first before they publish anything. As soon as they engage Howard, he will threaten them with a CLANDESTINE COUNTERATTACK, at which point, the journalist will wet his pants, apologize and forget all about this "allegedly" photoshopped image.

    :ixnay:
     
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    Did they?:rofl:
     
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    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    BTW, thanks for the work on this thread.:hat: That is quite the list. It would be SOOOO funny if this got picked up, even as a blind item.

    Where's Mike Walker when you need him. :jj:
     
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    Yeah, they also mentioned the less-photoshopped version Beth tweeted. And the lack of an adam's apple on Howard's version. :)

    it was only mentioned briefly and they didn't really dwell on it though
     
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    I'd love to. Anything to drop Lindsay Lohan stories (face it, she needs to get better by not imposing her onto us). But I'd love to find out how to get the attention of DListed.
     
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    The best way to piss off Howard is to ignore him. Close your eyes, cover your ears, yell la la la la la. Ignoring the narcissistic asshole drives him insane.
     
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    To contact Michael K regarding questions, concerns or to submit a story e-mail: michaelk@dlisted.com
    For questions and concerns regarding the comment and forum areas e-mail:moderator@dlisted.com
     
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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    Then I am convinced they read the Saloon! :yay:

    :hw:
     
  15. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    Gawker wouldn't be afraid. They've been shitting on celebrities for almost a decade.

    Neither would the New York Post. They've printed shit about him in the past. What is Howard going to do? This is been proven? What is he going to not talk to them like he already doesn't talk to them?



    A blind item is gossip that hasn't been confirmed. This is obviously been confirmed as a photoshop job.



    Drudge rarely publishes stories with pictures, it links to them. And this isn't a Drudge-type story.


    Who cares about DListed?

    You need a website with authority.
     
  16. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    Ignoring him = Howard winning!

    Man, so many here spend so much time mocking Howard on these forums.

    But when it comes to the real world, it's like the head goes between the legs in fear of the king of all media.


    No wonder there's little negative coverage of Howard.

    His disillusioned fans don't speak out.
     
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    Any luck with this?
     
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    fooking hilarious!
     
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    I think Radar would be a good one to try. They broke the Brett Farve ginger pecker pictures, this is almost as disgraceful.