Coachella, Burning Man, etc...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Rubber Biscuit, Apr 17, 2016.

  1. Rubber Biscuit

    Rubber Biscuit Well-Known Member Banned User

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    why don't they have one called "Unemployed Hipsters" and hold it every year in an employment office in downtown Duluth, MN?
     
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  2. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    You're not wrong.
     
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    Bunch a chicks with hairy armpits im betting
    .like grateful dead or phish girls..disgusting..im not gonna say girl juggalos..because theyre as nasty as they come
     
  4. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    LOL, comparing Coachella to Burning Man.


    Time for the afternoon Metamucil, old man.
     
  5. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Can he borrow one of yours?
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    I read that in Doytch post
     
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    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    Happy Birthday.
     
  8. Rubber Biscuit

    Rubber Biscuit Well-Known Member Banned User

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    figures, an unemployed trainwreck of a life like you would be able to compare and contrast the two. Drop a little napalm on either one, Bernie looses a lot of votes.
     
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  9. NipplesAndToes23

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    Say you meet a hot chick and go on a few dates. After the fourth date she invites you into her place. You're making out like bandits. She's telling you how she's going to ride you like a rodeo bull. She takes off her shirt and has hairy pits. Do you bang or not?
     
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    Ill say..lets go into the bathroom..ill help ya out with those hairy pits..ill even shave your pussy if its a wild forest down there..then i bang her mercilessly
     
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    Die Old Man! :yay:
     
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    RH Goatcabin Vice POTY VIP

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    Biscuit, Rubber. :nojj:
     
  13. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    You still up brotatochip??
     
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    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    Dave is on a ban and wants you people to know he is having a great time in his absent from here.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    worst joke ever
     
  16. Rubber Biscuit

    Rubber Biscuit Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Being unemployed with no trade skills hits you hard doesn't it
     
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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    How dare you! He's latino, and mows lawns like a champ! :mow:
     
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