Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Rum Balls, Feb 18, 2015.
Who will you kill first when climate change ends the supply of coffee and chocolate
I didn't see this coming
I'm ashamed I posted that
If it's getting warmer, couldn't we grow coffee and chocolate everywhere? Man, wise up.
Said the blind man as he was jacking off, lol!
Probably not, nope.
Global climate models show that an increased of one degree Fahrenheit on a wide scale will set off volcanoes and solar flares, essentially scorching the entire Earth.
I see global warming as an opportunity.
i blame Nemo.
I'm working on a recipe for chocolate made from cat turds.
I haven't figured out the coffee part yet.
If I don't get coffee, I see a No Country for Old Men type of scenario developing.
Coffee smells like pee and makes a persons breath stink.