Coffee drinkers are weak and insane

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by lilbuddy67, Apr 17, 2012.

  1. lilbuddy67

    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    Okay, maybe Howchie didn't say that, but when he stated that he doesn't want to introduce "Artificial stimulants" into his body.....For a second, I said to myself, "Self, he is making a statement that it's only HIS thing not to drink coffee, but he can't be a prick enough to start knocking coffee drinkers, can he?" Sure enough he starts right in. Like Bababooey once said, if it isn't what Howard would do, then everyone else is wrong. I guess no one is drinking those 100 million cups of coffee everyday in America.
    Turd.
     
  2. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    Wiggy watches reality shows religiously, he gets manicures, he thinks oral sex is demeaning to women. His opinions are worthless...
     
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  3. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    The caffeine in coffee isn't exactly artificial either since it's found right in the beans that grew on a plant.
     
  4. JDDaBadAhz

    JDDaBadAhz Active Member

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    That's why he only does it with guys.
     
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    HORSETOOTHED Well-Known Member

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    I hope he freaks the fuck out on Ambien one day.
     
  6. zhukov

    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    I drink coffee.

    He goes to therapy five days a week.

    Case closed.
     
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    I wonder how he feels about the "artificial depressants" he introduces into his body when he drinks wine and vodka?
     
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    What about when he used to advertise this?

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    Howard is so afraid of dying prematurely and not getting to enjoy all of his marbles. The constant fear of dying is going to kill him. He is so fucked. The last thing he will hear in his head will be his mother's voice. Good.
     
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    Coffee isn't artificial.

    So, is wine an artificial stimulant too?
    :howard: :wino:
     
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    Artificial Depressant, those are probably ok.

    Beth seems to consume plenty of it.
     
  12. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen Seek truth, not confirmation of your opinions VIP

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    Says the strong mentally stable man who visits a shrink 3 times a week.
     
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    I can't read.
     
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    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    I can recall Howard buying a couple of $800 bottles of it at dinner, which he seemed to drink right along with everyone else. (pick your poison)
    But man. To be a fly on that wall when he saw that check? :c
     
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    We have a grown man getting pedicures that has the balls to say coffee is no good because it's an artificial stimulant. :facepalm:
     
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    Coffee is number one source of antioxidants

    August 29, 2005 Coffee provides more than just a morning jolt; that steaming cup of java is also the number one source of antioxidants in the U.S. diet, according to a new study by researchers at the University of Scranton (Pa.). Their study was described today at the 230th national meeting of the American Chemical Society, the world's largest scientific society.

    "Americans get more of their antioxidants from coffee than any other dietary source. Nothing else comes close," says study leader Joe Vinson, Ph.D., a chemistry professor at the university. Although fruits and vegetables are generally promoted as good sources of antioxidants, the new finding is surprising because it represents the first time that coffee has been shown to be the primary source from which most Americans get their antioxidants, Vinson says. Both caffeinated and decaf versions appear to provide similar antioxidant levels, he adds.


    http://phys.org/news6067.html


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    If you were as screwed up as Howard, married to an insane-for-fame nut job like Beth, would you want to be sober??
     
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    Considering he turned himself loose on Blobin over that one, he probably just about choked on his own adams apple when he saw that check.

    Inverted Turkey Neck Syndrome.
     
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    Yeah, but the situation is different here, Bud.
    Because when you say "grown man", you lead the average reader to think "grown man".

    We're talking grandpa in skateboard clothes and Chuck Taylors here, because of some berry faced fuck knows something, and tells him he looks great.
    The same guy that looks at a bowel movement as one more reason to stick something his finger up his asshole again. :whistle: