Cold medicine and Wild Turkey

I just drank a bourbon and coke and took a tablespoon and a half of Tylenol nighttime cough medicine. I'm going to sleep like a baby...after I drink another bourbon and coke. I almost said turkey and coke, but I've honestly never heard those two words together. I have some vaporizer ashes I'm smoking, too. I'm completely out of bud, waiting (fucking impatiently) for the past 2 days for some new stuff. Anyways, what was I saying...

 

I wish I could change my profile name to the title of this thread.

 

You can

 

Now I'm brainstorming all the possibilities

 

Alcohol and Tylenol huh? You must not be a fan of your liver.

 

I have a bad cold and have been sick, definitely not some weird cocktail I drink on a regular basis (or ever really)

 

I feel like Jamarcus Russell, except I could probably play QB better for the Raiders than he did

 

you should never mx alcohol and acetaminophen. It's really bad

 

from what i have heard you can wake up with used condoms up your rear end.

 

Shut up asshole. I will rape your gaping ass without a condom and you will squeal like a pig and beg for more cock! Bar Bitch!!

 

I think that's one of the side effects

 

such anger.

 

Such douchery

 

perhaps a consultation with a mental health professional would benefit your outlook on life.

 

That will never ever be a side effect of anything I take, ever

 

You wanna suck my cock, dontcha? Comere and open wide, lil fella.

 

I feel ok, I have a high tolerance. I could probably drink most of the bottle of wild turkey and be ok, just hungover a little tomorrow

 

prenup is in the running for rookie of the year

 

What do I win?

 

I hope you feel better but be careful about mixing booze and OTC meds. All processed in the liver. Not good.