Cold medicine and Wild Turkey

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  1. HowardsPrenup

    HowardsPrenup Well-Known Member

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    I just drank a bourbon and coke and took a tablespoon and a half of Tylenol nighttime cough medicine. I'm going to sleep like a baby...after I drink another bourbon and coke. I almost said turkey and coke, but I've honestly never heard those two words together. I have some vaporizer ashes I'm smoking, too. I'm completely out of bud, waiting (fucking impatiently) for the past 2 days for some new stuff. Anyways, what was I saying...
     
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  2. HowardsPrenup

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    I wish I could change my profile name to the title of this thread.
     
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    You can :yay:
     
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    Now I'm brainstorming all the possibilities
     
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    Alcohol and Tylenol huh? You must not be a fan of your liver.
     
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    I have a bad cold and have been sick, definitely not some weird cocktail I drink on a regular basis (or ever really)
     
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    I feel like Jamarcus Russell, except I could probably play QB better for the Raiders than he did
     
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  8. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    you should never mx alcohol and acetaminophen. It's really bad
     
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  9. h5htyt76757j

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    from what i have heard you can wake up with used condoms up your rear end.
     
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  10. Reggae Mistress

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    Shut up asshole. I will rape your gaping ass without a condom and you will squeal like a pig and beg for more cock! Bar Bitch!!
     
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  11. Gwarn1

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    I think that's one of the side effects
     
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    such anger.
     
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  13. Reggae Mistress

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    Such douchery
     
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    perhaps a consultation with a mental health professional would benefit your outlook on life.
     
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    That will never ever be a side effect of anything I take, ever
     
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    You wanna suck my cock, dontcha? Comere and open wide, lil fella.
     
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    I feel ok, I have a high tolerance. I could probably drink most of the bottle of wild turkey and be ok, just hungover a little tomorrow
     
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    prenup is in the running for rookie of the year
     
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    What do I win?
     
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    I hope you feel better but be careful about mixing booze and OTC meds. All processed in the liver. Not good.
     
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