WTF Cold remedies

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  1. bennymuso

    bennymuso Put the Lotion in the Basket Gold

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    I was out sunbathing yesterday and now I'm full of a cold. What remedies do you use for a cold?
     
  2. Getthepoisonout

    Getthepoisonout I regret my username

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    the latest research indicates that removing yourself from the internet for 7 days will cure most colds. Solid advice Benny.
     
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    bennymuso Put the Lotion in the Basket Gold

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    lol.

    I couldn't do that if my life depended on it.
     
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    knuckle_hedd loving life!

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    Hold your breath for 7 minutes..
     
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    Feed a cold, starve a fever. Or is it starve a cold and feed a fever?
     
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    A good blow job.
     
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    bennymuso Put the Lotion in the Basket Gold

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    I've not had anything to eat for 24hrs.
     
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    I eat a fresh spinach salad every day. I haven't had a cold in 4 years. Popeye was right! :grad:
     
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    The thing that helps me the most when I have a cold is a Neti Pot. You have to ride a cold out though - once it takes hold, you can't do much to change it's course.
     
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    Sunbathing? Yeah, that's the reason.:wtf:
     
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    Brits are allergic to the sun.
     
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