Colleges: PC comedians only please.

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  1. Morrisb

    Morrisb Well-Known Member

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    That's Not Funny
    Today’s college students can’t seem to take a joke


    http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2015/09/thats-not-funny/399335/

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    ...The colleges represented were—to use a word that their emissaries regard as numinous—diverse: huge research universities, tiny liberal-arts colleges, Catholic schools, land-grant institutions. But the students’ taste in entertainment was uniform. They liked their slam poets to deliver the goods in tones of the highest seriousness and on subjects of lunar bleakness; they favored musicians who could turn out covers with cheerful precision; and they wanted comedy that was 100 percent risk-free, comedy that could not trigger or upset or mildly trouble a single student. They wanted comedy so thoroughly scrubbed of barb and aggression that if the most hypersensitive weirdo on campus mistakenly wandered into a performance, the words he would hear would fall on him like a soft rain, producing a gentle chuckle and encouraging him to toddle back to his dorm, tuck himself in, and commence a dreamless sleep—not text Mom and Dad that some monster had upset him with a joke.

    ....A young gay man with a Broadway background named Kevin Yee sang novelty songs about his life..His last song, about the close relationship that can develop between a gay man and his “sassy black friend,” was a killer closer; the kids roared in delight, and several African American young women in the crowd seemed to be self-identifying as sassy black friends. I assumed Yee would soon be barnstorming the country. But afterward, two white students from an Iowa college shook their heads: no. He was “perpetuating stereotypes,” one of them said, firmly. “We’re a very forward-thinking school,” she told me. “That thing about the ‘sassy black friend’? That wouldn’t work for us.” ..

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    I have a lot of college age kids working for me...

    Most of them are lazy retards.
     
  3. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Unreal. What an embarrassment some people are today.

    "Mommy...daddy! I heard some humor today from a mean comedian. I need therapy!" Good job to a certain generation for raising soft kids. :rolleyes:
     
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    When I was in college a very popular comedian came out in black face and yanked out his unit and splooged all over an asian hermaphrodite from the stage

    I miss college
     
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    this is great enws for the carrottop
     
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    College is for fags
     
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    hows the garbage truck job goin for ya?
     
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    There's really no way around it: most millennials are overly-sensitive faggots.
     
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    I never graduated from college.

    I own my own successful business, have a beautiful home that is paid off and my girlfriend is 19 yrs my junior.

    College isn't for everyone.
     
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    Excerpt:

    Two of the most respected American comedians, Chris Rock and Jerry Seinfeld, have discussed the unique problems that comics face on college campuses. In November, Rock told Frank Rich in an interview for New York magazine that he no longer plays colleges, because they’re “too conservative.” He didn’t necessarily mean that the students were Republican; he meant that they were far too eager “not to offend anybody.” In college gigs, he said, “you can’t even be offensive on your way to being inoffensive.” Then, in June, Seinfeld reopened the debate—and set off a frenzied round of op-eds—when he said in a radio interview that comics warn him not to “go near colleges—they’re so PC.”
     
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    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    :yes:
     
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    Ha! Jokes on you.. I don't even have a job!
     
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    when I was in college there was a guy in one of my classes
    wore a Madonna tshirt at least a couple days a week

    that guy was a fag
     
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    That pretentious douche singer from R.E.M., Michael Stipe, went to college, and he's gay.
     
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    R.E.M. was fucking horrible.
     
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    Fucking whiny white liberals are always so eager and ready to be offended on behalf of minorities - even when the minorities don't give a shit.
     
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    And to think the college I went to hosted George Carlin. I'm so lucky I got to see him.
     
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    A lot of people would be thrilled with that job. Good pay and retirement. What's the problem?
     
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    Collage is for loosers.
     
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    Sadly, it the way they were raised.