Colon cleanse

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  1. zoa

    zoa traininmyanus

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    Anybody ever tried this.
    I was bloated a coupled weeks ago. So I bought this acai berry butthole cleaner on an impluse. It says it removes like 2 to 3 pounds or more of shit that is impacted inside you. And you take it over two week period.
    Do you shit your brains out for two weeks? I can't take off work for 2 weeks just to crap. :eek:

    I'm not even bloated anymore but I don't like the idea of pounds of shit just hanging out inside of me either.

    So if anyone has any experience with this. Tia
     
  2. blotchy

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  3. Zarathustra

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    :eek:
     
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  4. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Anything w/ psyllium husk works good, too.

    And, yes, don't venture far from the facilities
     
  5. zoa

    zoa traininmyanus

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    I was thinking mate just try a couple on the weekend but I don't want to be crapping all weekend either. I grid that husk stuff before it didn't make me poop like a mofo or anything. But this other stuff idk. Fucking scares me
     
  6. zoa

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    Ban
     
  7. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Reported!
     
  8. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    Just eat a bunch of Mexican food and drink a lot of beer with it. Works for me.
     
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  9. zoa

    zoa traininmyanus

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    Srs that's disgusting blotchly. Wtf u thinking
     
  10. zoa

    zoa traininmyanus

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    2 to 3 plus pounds of poop though? At once?
     
  11. Lou Loomis

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    lemon + cayenne pepper are supposed to flush your system, too...
     
  12. Lou Loomis

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    I'm off dairy and carbs for the next 8 weeks :endit: (at least)
     
  13. Zarathustra

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  15. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    Bowl crushing, air fouling poops.
     
  16. zoa

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    Impressive.
     
  17. zoa

    zoa traininmyanus

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    Yeah. I read something about that. But I think says u can't eat for like 10 days. Fuck that shit. I need eat
     
  18. Mr Sinister

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    Just let it build




    Shit your pants
     
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  19. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker I'm gonna rock ya till it strikes the hour

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    Strip clean the porcelain right off the bowl.
     
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  20. Lou Loomis

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    That's the extreme level... You don't have to do the whole cleanse unless you ate a whole cougar or something...
     
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