Color me Shocked. Charlie Sheen's whores... um... girlfriends robbed him blind

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  1. Rob0729

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    Looks like two of Charlies' recent porn star "angels" stole his credit card and charged huge charges on his card. Charlie never fails to deliver on his craziness with his response about them to TMZ.

    Charlie Sheen is wishing DEATH upon two of his former "Angels" -- claiming they scammed him out of some serious cash ... and now he wants 'em to "fatally choke on a Vons can of pressed turkey."

    TMZ has learned ... before Sheen started dating Brett Rossi, he ended his relationship with the trio of porn stars he had been with for the past several months -- Celeste Star, Jayme Langford and Jana Jordan.

    Sources connected to Sheen tell us Charlie believes two of the three "angels" -- Jayme and Jana -- carried out a scheme to run up his credit card bill ... and when Charlie found out, he went ballistic.

    In fact, when we reached out to Charlie about the situation -- he fired-off one of the most Sheen-ish statements of all time ... telling us, "I've observed more nobility and honor in the drifters I've run over and child molesters I spit on at Pelican Bay."

    It gets worse -- and far more graphic -- at one point he says they're worse than "the cancer known as Brooke [Mueller]."

    Check out the entire statement below ... it's epic.
    Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2013/12/03/charli...#ixzz2mQnWHjMM
     
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    Guy is a fucking poet.
     
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    I wish he would marry Lindsay Lohan
     
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    BTW, he has upgrade his girlfriend to star of "Bondage Tongue Bath" Brett Rossi.

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    I know nothing about her, but if you can star in a major film like "Bondage Tongue Bath", you are quite a catch. If you haven't guessed, "Bondage Tongue Bath" is now my new favorite porn movie name ever.
     
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    Shooooooo program niggggaa!!!!!!
     
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    Terrible ass
     
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    Thought he was plugging Georgia Jones
     
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    "I've observed more nobility and honor in the drifters I've run over and child molesters I spit on at Pelican Bay."

    :lol:
     
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    I think she was six or seven sluts ago. I think you can go to the AVN awards every year and it is harder to find a porn star he hasn't fucked than ones who he has.
     
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    23 hour lock down!
     
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    Charlie needs to publish a book of his best rants.....I think it'd sell more than Robin's book, easily!
     
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    Someone should tell Howard THIS is how you have fun with gold diggers. Not jerking off home alone while she's out spending your cash.
     
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    I'm about his age making about a tenth of what he does and I'm pulling way hotter chicks than ole Charlie. I guess I'm a WINNER
     
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    You make almost 5 million a year?
     
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    He's figuring after Charlie's coke dealer and whores take their cut.