Comcast does it again, changing name on bill to "SuperBitch" Bauer

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  1. MutteringJohn

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    From "AssHole" Brown to "SuperBitch" Bauer. Hopefully TimeWarner will one day change the name on Howard's cable bill.

    Yesterday Mary Bauer received her Comcast bill in the mail. But the 63-year-old Chicago area resident says she’s not going to open it. That’s because someone at Comcast switched her name on the bill, addressing it instead to “SuperBitch Bauer.”
    Bauer has been having problems with Comcast for months. As she related her story to Chicago’s WGN television station, she’s had a lot of service and billing issues. Technicians have been dispatched to her place a whopping 39 times, and she recently got into it with telephone support after her bills stopped arriving.

    Whether that prompted the “SuperBitch” name change, Comcast doesn’t know. Comcast spokesman Jack Segal, told us that the company is “investigating this thoroughly, and we have reached out to our customer.”

    Meanwhile, Bauer is understandably angry. “This is a disgrace to me,” she told WGN. “Why are they doing this to me? I pay my bills. I do not deserve this.”

    Comcast employs about 130,000 people nationwide. This looks like the work of a lone smart-ass with little common sense, and not like it’s the result of corporate policy. But this isn’t the first time someone in the bowels of the company’s billing department has pulled such a stunt. Last month, the company changed another customer’s name to “Asshole” Brown, after he tried to cancel his cable package.

    And a decade ago, another Chicago area customer found herself renamed “Bitch Dog” by the cable company.
     
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    Most of my mail is addressed to "Hey Dummy"
     
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    There's a saying about the customer always being right. Guess what? Sometimes the customer is just an asshole and needs to be told so.
     
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    They shoulda called her PIE FACE BAUER
     
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    Now that the FCC is about to lay a big steaming turd on these assholes with the Net Neutrality ruling, these fuckheads are going to get crazier!
     
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    Techs had to visit 39 times ?

    I had 2 tech visits in 13 years at my house.

    1. Lost signal on some channels.....tech identified my using the coaxial in/out outlets on my surge protector...problem solved in 15 minutes.

    2. Losing signals, TV not working...tech identified the need for a power amp since the cable line was split to many times to support 4 HDTVs. So I got a power amp...problem solved.
     
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    She sounds like a superbitch :coffee:
     
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    Who wouldn't be a bitch dealing with Comcast? The worst customer service of all time.