Come make fun of me ITT...

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  1. IfTheyOnlyKnew

    IfTheyOnlyKnew VIP Extreme Gold

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    So....
    I'm am currently in the car, about 3 hours into an 11 hour car trip down south (death in the family)

    While Hubby worked a half-day this morning, I did laundry and packed, and had everything ready when he got home so he could just change, load up the car, and we could be on our merry way. I packed a small carry-on sized suitcase for each of us, then another bag with all our toiletries, shoes, etc. I had 6 days worth of shirts/blouses for each of us hanging on the drawer handles of our dresser, ready to be hung in the back of the car.

    He came home, changed, and started loading the car, while I packed a small cooler with water and snacks. I never went back into the bedroom since I assumed everything was in the car. We locked up and started driving.

    About a half hour ago, he turns to me and says, :confused: "Did you pack all my shirts in that bag?"

    :dropjaw:

    Guess what didn't get loaded into the car...... :nocheer:

    For a half a second we thought about turning around, then realized it was going to add over 4 hours to our already torturous drive. Plus, then we'd be driving in rush hour traffic :rolleye:

    I said, "Screw it. I'm perfectly happy to hit the nearest Walmart and just buy 6 shirts for each of us and be done with it!" Thankfully, he agreed. And, thankfully it was only our shirts that got left behind. I would have REALLY sucked if we had to buy new underwear :rolleyes:

    So, go on, let me have it. Tell me what a knucklehead I am. Make fun of my impending new Walmart wardrobe. Ladies, make fun of me for not checking to make sure Hubby packed everything.

    Or, better yet, share with the rest of us what the dumbest thing YOU ever did was. I know it will make ME feel better.... :depressed:
     
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  2. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    I've started a drive with stuff sitting on the roof of my car before. Briefcase, coffee cup etc.
     
  3. IfTheyOnlyKnew

    IfTheyOnlyKnew VIP Extreme Gold

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    God bless you!!! :hug:


    But, I still feel stupid... :oops:
     
  4. WillyBest

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    Did you at least give him some road head to make up for it?
     
  5. IfTheyOnlyKnew

    IfTheyOnlyKnew VIP Extreme Gold

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    Wait, wait, wait...

    HE forgot to put the stuff in the car. Why does HE get road head?! He should be fingering me right now while he's driving! :nag:
     
  6. Dorb

    Dorb Lovable Old Pig DawgShed News VIP Gold

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    Sorry ITOK. I've never ever done anything dumb. You will just have to suffer alone :p
     
  7. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    Shit happens, no big fuckin' deal
     
  8. JRoyle411

    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    I am sure you can find somewhere other than Wally world to shop. Not that I can shit on Walmart too much....I am wearing a George brand polo shirt at work today.
    [​IMG]
     
  9. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Tldr. Wtf is this, your whole life story?
     
  10. IfTheyOnlyKnew

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    I like your attitude, young man. :grad:
     
  11. WillyBest

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    Sorry, I read your story as "BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, wife fucked up, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH."

    Women say men don't listen, but that's obviously not true!
     
  12. Abner Devereaux

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    sorry for your loss
     
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    Did you leave the water running?
    Close the windows?
    Unplug the curling iron?
    Pack your birth control pills?


    :nooo:
     
  14. IfTheyOnlyKnew

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    :omg:
    Is that REALLY you?!?!
     
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  15. JRoyle411

    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    No that's not me....it was just the first awkward looking picture that came up in my google search.
     
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    A few years ago, I flew from CA to Vancouver to meet Mr Deee, only to find after the first flight (landed in Seattle) my passport had expired a few days earlier. Had to rent a car and drive over the border.
     
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    I had something similar happen to me one time. I was going to pack an electric toothbrush but I grabbed the regular toothbrush by mistake. It was chaos and pandemonium.
     
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    Don't worry I forget lots of thinks, Like ahh, I forgot what we are talking about.
     
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    Nobody wants that shit on the steering wheel. Now get to sucking