Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Splash, Aug 11, 2013.
We'll have wings and chips and stuff
Just trying to be nice fuckfaces
This place gotta pool?
Not fun not funny
He will say he does even if he doesn't.
A pool and a pond. The pond would be good for you.
really, how the fuck?? I was thinking the same fucking thing!!
i went and got this:
So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
It does even if it doesn't
yeah the pond - or the pool
sweet. Any chicks invited?
Guy, i forgot Breaking Bad was on so I'm changing my mind. Nobody can come to my house and watch CBS tonight.
Yes, and I will be nood!