Come, visit north korea

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  1. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Well-Known Member VIP

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    You missed this part:

    "All passports are invited to apply except for: U.S.A......"
     
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    Hmm, I was planing to summer in Afghanistan, but now this seems so tempting.
     
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    "All passports are invited to apply except for: U.S.A., Republic of Korea (South Korea) and Japan due to special protocol in bilateral relations"

    Diplomatic speak for: "we hate your fucking guts you capitalist pigs"
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    It really is a toss up for me too.
     
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    lol
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Is it a murder able offense to meet Kim Jon Un and de pants him?
     
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    There are special tours for us passport holders.

    Could you imagine being a South Korean doing this shit? At least the us will send carter or Clinton over to rescue you and you stick out like a sore thumb... Fuck.

    Japanese? Fuck that... They HATE the japs as much as Americans. They were the ones that occupied the land before WWII ended and who made Kim il sung famous (his big thin was how he bravely fought the Japanese invaders)
     
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    Is Dennis Rodman eligible for this wonderful promotion?
     
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    already booked my Liberian exotic meat tasting safari.
     
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    Don't rule out Pakistan.
     
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    "isn't a regular tourist trip, but a cultural one where visitors are expected to interact and behave accordingly."
    Like tilling the fields? No thanks .... :ucoffee:
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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