Comedy Central Announces Justin Bieber For Next Comedy Central Roast

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    Comedy Central Announces Justin Bieber For Next Comedy Central Roast
    “For years I have wanted Comedy Central to roast me” the young star tweets.
    January 21st, 2015 Jennifer Cox

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    You’ve been doing it in your living room or car for years… roasting Justin Bieber, and now the wait is over: Comedy Central just announced the homegrown pop singer as the headliner for the next Comedy Central Roast.

    Bieber took to his Twitter account to express his excitement about the #BieberRoast: “@justinbieber For years I have wanted Comedy Central to roast me. They said only if I provided them w/ more material so for a year now I have worked hard”

    Additional information, including broadcast date and roasters, will be announced in the coming weeks.

    It wouldn’t be the first time the singer was the subject of fodder… just this past weekend “Saturday Night Live” decided to make fun of Bieber’s recent Calvin Klein ad, to which Bieber responded, “@nbcsnl well played. Lol.”

    “Justin has been asking us for years to roast him,” says the network to Rolling Stone, “so we kept telling him to create some more material and we’re thrilled he listened.”

    Bieber’s roast will be the first for the network since James Franco’s roast in 2013. Other celebrities who have been “roasted” over the years by their fellow colleagues and other comedians include Charlie Sheen, Donald Trump, Joan Rivers, Roseanne Barr, and Bob Saget.
     
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    Jeff Ross is cumming in his pants at this very moment.
     
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    Hes so edgy.
     
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    "For years" - isn't he like 12?
     
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    The person you're roasting needs to have some level of humility for it to be funny but that kid has none.

    It's just promotion for whatever horrible supermarket music he's 'dropping.'
     
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    329. NAUGHTY GOSSIP 01/30
    Which young singer is obsessed with MALE KEGEL’S so that he can last longer in bed? "He has thrown away his cock rings and penis pumps and instead is doing kegel exercises to help improve his stamina," a source tells NAUGHTY GOSSIP. He is currently trying to clean up his image, and doesn’t want anyone to know that he is seeing a professional "dating coach" for ejaculation advisor. Kegel exercises control your pubococcygeus muscles, so you can control ejaculation and prolong ejaculation. It also helps you so you don’t pee in your pants – or his new underwear! WINK BOOM! Justin Bieber
     
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    Trying to figure out what "Male Kegels" are. How do you exercise the penis? :scratch:
     
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    I bet that the Beebs is a squirter.
     
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    We've got 'em. Not in the member itself, but back to the prostate and down near taint-land.
     
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    Still confused. Could you post pictures? Thanks.
     
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    I'm now considering changing my nick.. can I fit all those characters in?? (cuz I doubt abbreviations would work)
    pubococcygeus muscle
     
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    not the first time the roast has had a dumb blonde.

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    I was kidding.:coffee:
     
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    I know. Oof.
     
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    What could be funny about this sad piece of shit?
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