Comedy Central Roseanne Barr Roast

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  1. BethsZygote

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    Is tonight.

    I guess they fired Seth McFarlane

    will it be terrible or worse?
     
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    Fuck Comedy Central. The douchebags bleeped the word pussy from the new Jeff Ross show that premiered last night. I'm sure they completely edited out the best jokes too.
     
  3. BethsZygote

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    I really only want to see Gilbert and Beffs Idol























































































    a 6ianca tattoo is nothing compared to this
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    that tat is worth whatever he got in the divorce...that hole stinks so bad i can smell it through the tv
     
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    Even Yoko is looking up at Tom


    He turned it into a guest appearance on her TV show to Movies with Arnold, and his own staring roles.


    Beff would need to take the Artie chair, get Wonderwoman: The Movie, and take over a spot on The View to accomplish such feats.
     
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    Amy schumer was really funny on the roast. The others so far have been so-so. Time for me to hit the bed so I won't see the last 30 minutes.
     
  7. BethsZygote

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    this Roast is aweful.

    but it does look like Tom Arnold is coming out.
     
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    Tom is great.

    I cant wait til Beff roasts Howchie
     
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    I loved the show Roseanne as a kid. But she hasn't been relevant in 15 years.
     
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    Unless they make her cry, I don't give a fuck.
     
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    Tom Arnold sucks, Greg Geraldo will always be the greatest roaster of all time!!
     
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    Why is the unfunny dyke from Glee hosting? This unfunny cooze seems to be in everything now
     
  13. BethsZygote

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    Mr Warmth will always be the greatest roaster of all time.

    Tom Arnold does suck, but his material (self deprecation) was spot on.
     
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    Katey Sagal looks unfuckingbelievable. I never really cared much for her in Married with Children (only thing I have seen her in) but she looks drop dead gorgeous in this roast. And she is 58. Holy shit. Howard wishes he could look this good at that age.
     
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    But Ellen Barkin looked awful...talk about hitting the wall.
     
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    Howard looks good at that age, too.

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    She's also a singer. They played her shit on Sons of Anarchy.
     
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    I couldn't believe this was her at the Golden Globes....gorgeous!

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    I thought Katey was one of the better roasters. Loved her on Married With Children and she looks great. Katey was certainly funnier than a lot of the so called comics. She had some great zingers. Ellen Barkin looked terrible and Carrie Fisher is the new (or old) Courtney Love I guess, she's one nutty lady. Thanks Howard for ruining the roast BTW, we heard most of Jeff Ross' jokes that it ruined it for me. Gilbert was great as usual and Tom Arnold sucked but that's not surprising and I thought Wayne Brady was really funny as well, good roaster. I wonder why Lisa Lampanelli wasn't at the roast, oh well, it's time for some new roasters anyway.
     
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    The difference is that she doesn't deny she has had work done. He looks like such a fool. Only the man with the sim card revolution nonsense would think he could get away with photoshopping his pictures and fooling everyone. It's sooooo embarrassing!