Common phrases you say to your dog all the time...

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  1. Phil McKrakin

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    My top 5:

    What do you want?

    What are you looking at?

    What are you barking at?

    Stop that barking!

    <dogs name> NO!!!


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  2. Daveindiego

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    STFU, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    STOP IT!!!!!!!
     
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    good ones
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    GODDAMNIT, MOTHERFUCKER, WHAT DID YOU DO NOW?!!!
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    Swifty loves me. :wub:
     
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    In
    Sit
    Heel
    Stay
    Go get my slippers and a cocktail
     
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    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Fuck off, Phil.
     
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    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Which is weird because my dog isn't named Phil.
     
  10. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie VIP Gold

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    Get in here, you stupid faggot!!! The faggot stuff started a while after I joined SFN. :facepalm:
     
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    I say when I come home...I say to my dog. "there is the love of life!"...my SO said "you never say that to me!"
    And I said "yeah and your point is what?"
     
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    That's a girl
    You a good girl
    Sassie's a good girl, aren't you?
    (Always together)
     
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    Sit Ubu Sit

    Good Dog
     
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    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    "Did you fart?"
    "What did you roll in?"
    "Calm the fuck down"
    "Let me go to the bathroom alone"
    "No, you can't come"
     
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    Crap I just realized I posted in the Bar....sorry guys....I'm out! :)
     
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    da fuck


    did you fart?
     
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    No...sorry guys..looked like a funny thread but didn't realize it was the bar. Am humbling apologizing and backing out.
     
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    Do NOT come near me, I will shoot your mangy ass!
     
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    Go potty outside (if I don't use the word "potty" they don't understand).
    Shut the fuck up.
    Go to bed.
    No.
    Good boy/girl.
     
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