Entertainment Company parties

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  1. RenchFries

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    How drunk do you get at them?
     
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    Don't have them anymore. Everybody quit drinking or is dead.
     
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    that chick in the black is sorta into him

    and i only drink a bit at them
    otherwise i'm gonna fuck some ugly drunk bitch in a black dress
     
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    2 drinks. It's a social experiment.
     
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    In the 80's, company parties were fun, people got wasted and had a great time, even the management.

    Now, not so much, everyone is on their best behavior and it's boring.

    These days, I show up, eat a nice meal and slip out early.

    I usually try to book a weekend thing so that I can get out of there early and get a head start on traffic.
     
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    I'm all in on free drinks, but maybe a glass of wine and a couple of Martini's and I'm all good. Can't be a dipshit in front of the ones below me on the food chain. Ours is in downtown again in a private room and my boss only has maybe 1 drink so I catch a ride with him and his wife. Good times since our CEO is actually pretty damn cool.
     
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    I don't do optional company functions. If I did I'd need 2 alprazolams just to get through them.
     
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    :spit:
     
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    That dude knows how to party
     
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    Satori getting upset. :console:
     
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    Says the guy working as a bartender. :jj:
     
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    one drink. walk the room. say hello and happy new year to the right people, wait til the boss makes his speech then get the hell out of there. waste of time and money.
     
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    I never go to the annual Larrymas party because it is on a Thursday night and only irresponsible losers go out on week nights.
     
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    We stopped having them after we had to fire someone after every one of them
     
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    I laughed. So sue me.
     
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    :lol: low energy trolling tonight, Dave. Try again.
     
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    I throw legendary company parties every November for all my employees and significant others. Like, WAYYYYYYY over the top. I even loaded everyone into touring busses for a fully paid weekend in chicago a few years ago. People start asking me in May where that year's party is going to be and what we're going to do.

    I've EASILY had people this drunk. But thankfully it's always happy drunks. No one angry, no fights, no pissed off people. Just hilarious stories that still get told once in a while around the office.
     
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    WTF is a Satori, you mumbling old faggot?

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