** Completely Authorized! Tuesday 8/11/15 Listening Thread! **

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Benjamen, Aug 11, 2015.

  1. Benjamen

    Benjamen Well-Known Member

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    No listening thread at 7:30 AM? The Power of Howard! Here's what we've heard so far:

    Howard still loves Starbucks! And we're glad he does, because it's funny to hear him say Starbucks.

    AGT's live shows start tonight. It's two-day work weeks from now until the season finale.

    Howard knew about the Jennifer Aniston wedding three months ago. And he took a wacky photo with her at the event.

    Howard "joked" that he made out with Orlando Bloom in the bathroom. Benjy accused Howard's judgment of being based completely on beauty. He said if he looked like Orlando Bloom, Howard would find him interesting. This sent Howard into a brief sexual fever dream about the gorgeous Orlando. Howard said he'd let Robin blow Benjy if he looked like Orlando.
     
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  2. HorsetoothBeth

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    I hate them all.
    Howard, go choke on a cock. I'd love to see that headline.
     
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    Sounds like old Howie still has his edge.

    By edge I mean he's gay.
     
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    Okay.....
    Anything else, Benjamen??










    Benjamen??
     
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    I have so many meetings today Robin.
     
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    Not listening. Fuck you Howard.
     
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  7. RonHeinzkaboot

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    :yay:
    Good morning thanks for the catch up
     
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    I wonder how much Starbucks is paying him to plug their coffee.
     
  9. RonHeinzkaboot

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    Has he mentioned Caitlyn or Periscope yet I don't want to miss it
     
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    Benjamen Well-Known Member

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    Howard says he smoked like a demon* from age 16 to 19 (*in an attempt to make his voice deep). He claims he smoked 4 packs a day. That would mean he smoked one cigarette every 12 minutes for 16 hours straight, everyday. Only Howard has oral fixations!
     
  11. RonHeinzkaboot

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    Didn't he smoke when he was doing early radio, both him and Robin?
    Everything is a rewrite

    I would imagine you would find the ZooZooZa CD at Starbucks
     
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    Ooh colbert coming next week
     
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    It's Shtarbucksh to you...
     
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    Howard is now complaining about commercial breaks. He asked if this wasn't supposed to be commercial-free at Sirius, and said he was going to sit on the board and change some things there if he signs another contract.

    I think Howard just clandestinely acknowledged that there is no chance he'll be at Sirius next year.
     
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    Oh yeah!? Didn't he smoke all the time in his early days of radio?? Benjamen, can u confirm this??


    Benjamen?
     
  16. RonHeinzkaboot

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    http://www.kittybungalow.org/inthemews.html
    Another organization that is already doing the work that Beth claims she will do once she gets her $7 million
    This org does it with support from Hallmark Channel and comedians who care but don't use it to advance their career.
    Beth does not promote
     
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    Morning...:shitcoffee:
     
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    Anyone who doesn't feel worked at this point deserves the heartbreak that is coming for them.
     
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    Oh you beat me to it!!
     
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    Not listening but wondering what the Starbucks CEO has planned with all this.
     
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