Completely unofficial and unscientific penis vs height formula for average length

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  1. sybloc

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    Average penis size studies never take height into account but it makes a big difference as far as appearance goes. Howard claims to have a small penis, and if his penis is 6" like he says, then it is. If Eric the Actor had a 6" penis it would look huge.

    I have not tested this formula on anyone but myself. I am not a doctor or scientist and just came up with this shit last night after I smoked some shitty weed and couldn't get out of my head.

    So here it is:

    1) Take your height in inches.

    2) Divide by 10.

    3) Take that result and divide by 10 again.

    4) Take the number from 3 and subtract it from 2.

    So, for example, Stern at 6'6":

    1) 6'6" is 78"

    2) 78" is 7.8" (yes I know that's not correct because of the imperial measurement crap (12) but just go with it).

    3) 7.8" is .78

    4) 7.8"-.78" = 7.02"

    So Stern should have 7" to look "normal"

    Another example. Eric the Actor at 3'0":

    1) 3'0" is 36"

    2) 36" is 3.6"

    3) 3.6" is .36

    4) 3.6"-.36" = 3.24"

    What do you think?
     
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    And what's your next item, plaayys?
     
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    I should be 7'8" then
     
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    I don't math.
     
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    By this logic, Schmoopy would be 8'8" :jj:
     
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    I think you're insane.
     
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    Who is the hell is Schmoopy?

    Is that a Seinfeld reference?
     
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    I should still be 9 years old.
     
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    I hate my short hillbilly pecker.
     
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    So does your mom, sister, and niece
     
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    I will have to retrieve my penis, its in the other room.

    Will get back to you.
     
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    Fuck, Ted should be like... 21 inches :eek:

    @Schmoopy
     
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    The formula works for girth too.......................... I have a 54" waist.
     
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    Jesus... those poor kids in Singapore must think they're stitching tents when they make your trousers
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    :jj: