Compliment your significant other thread

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Johnnykstaint, Jun 12, 2013.

  1. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    This wont be as popular but people - you chose who youre with...youre criticism reflects on your poor choices nothing more!

    She has great big tits!
    She lets me play with them whenever I choose to.
    She has a tight pussy!
    We fuck at least twice a day.
    She is smart and cynical and we fucking hate most other people! :wub:
    She never tells me what to do!
     
  2. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    she doesnt talk
     
  3. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    Oh, that is AWESOME!!!!! Lucky mother fucker!
     
  4. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    :wtf:
     
  5. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Great ass
     
  6. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    she, um....doesn't drink my beer.
     
  7. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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  8. Cheri

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    He's very funny.
    He's very smart.
    He's very good looking.
    He's extremely kind and considerate.
    He's very loving and romantic.
    He loves his family.
    His penis is perfect.
    We fuck all the time.
     
  9. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    dawg, chiva's using cheri's account.
     
  10. Cheri

    Cheri Skunk VIP

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    Ah, shut it.
     
  11. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    saved for 2016
     
  12. Orgy Pants

    Orgy Pants teklife

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    i luv u sally B!
     
  13. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    quoted for August
     
  14. Ben Dover

    Ben Dover Well-Known Member

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    She's imaginary
     
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    lol
     
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    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    :clap: :winner:
     
  17. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    uh oh.

    Looks like Chiva's e-fuck list just went from 5 to 6.
     
  18. whatsit

    whatsit Dawg Lover VIP

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    <<<<<<my av
     
  19. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    He is uh...um...well... :depressed:
     
  20. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    I would, but we already make enough people around here nauseated to begin with.