Computer advice needed from you savvy ones

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  1. Tigger Please

    Tigger Please VIP Extreme Gold

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    I am not having the problem but my godson's wife is.

    I feel really bad because she is working very hard and studying to be a nurse, so she could use the sleep instead of having to deal with this at 1:30 am




    I'm MID PAPER when my computer decides to shut down and update (which took over an hour), forcing me to hand write my article summary (4 pages might I add), and then once my computer turned back on my wireless icon was missing and my windows toolbar doesn't open! I couldn't connect to my printer to print anything for my paper, and have no toolbar to access anything. HELLLPPPPPP!!!!
     
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    Oh this is gonna be good :jj:
     
  3. Tigger Please

    Tigger Please VIP Extreme Gold

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    If you aren't part of the solution....
     
  4. Dream Theater

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    Tell him to jpeg it
     
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    Nevermind I'm drunk
     
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    You're jpeg?
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I was driving down the road and my car stopped. How can I fix it?
     
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    Click ALT
    toolbar should show up
     
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    That dont work hit F11
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

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    You should press open on your CD ROM drive and put your pussflaps in and close it and hit INSTALL
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

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    YOUR WHOLE MOTHERBOARD WILL BE A HUGE VAGINA PARTY OMG
     
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    Try turning it off and back on.
     
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    I did that and now it is showing porn images
     
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    Gay porn?
     
  16. Tigger Please

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    You interested?
     
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    No... But it may have given the computer the gay AIDS virus .. Just trying to help trouble shoot the issue
     
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    Windows 10?
     
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    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Show us her and your tits.
     
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