Computer people, need help

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Benham, Nov 4, 2014.

  1. Benham

    Benham Still Better Than You

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    My Dell PC is shitting the bed. Black screen,

    Only message:

    there is no signal coming rom your computer

    press any key on the keyboard or mouse to wake it up
    to change to another input source press the monitor button again

    wtf.
     
  2. Benham

    Benham Still Better Than You

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    p.s, i'm posting from my macbook which never shits the bed.
     
  3. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    my advice is to throw the PC in someone else's trash.
     
  4. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler VIP

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    never heard that one
     
  5. Benham

    Benham Still Better Than You

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    well you're a worthless asshole.
     
  6. Iroth

    Iroth мудак

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    Using Windows or Ubuntu?
     
  7. Benham

    Benham Still Better Than You

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    windows
     
  8. Stan Beeman

    Stan Beeman Well-Known Member VIP

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    change the batteries in your mouse
     
  9. Diogenes1

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    coming from you its a compliment.. the hurt is deep. I win.
     
  10. Mur

    Mur soon Gold

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    video card or monitor
     
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  11. Iroth

    Iroth мудак

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    Happens when you start up the computer?
     
  12. redshirt

    redshirt Well-Known Member

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    Monitor issue, Dell's recommendation

    * Turn off the monitor
    * Disconnect all cabling from the bottom and side of the monitor (especially the power cord)
    * While disconnected, press and hold the monitor power button in for 10 seconds
    * Reconnect the power cord to the monitor
    * Turn the monitor on. If working, it should say something about No Cable
    * Turn the monitor off
    * Connect ONLY one video cable from the monitor to the computer
    * Power on the monitor, then the computer
     
  13. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    JPEG it
     
  14. Benham

    Benham Still Better Than You

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    nevermind. fixed it. o_O

    thanks :hw:
     
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  15. Diogenes1

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    bye baby
     
  16. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Don't care :owned:
     
  17. Mur

    Mur soon Gold

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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    Turn the PC on.
     
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    ralphberries Well-Known Member

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    I wish she would do some cooking threads!
     
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  20. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    That's just for "cool girls"