WTF Concerned mom fail

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  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    [​IMG] Concerned mum leaves condom for son ahead of his date - but makes one HUGE mistake





    She was just trying to be helpful but social media users have been quick to point out her error
    At first glance, it looks like any caring note a parent would leave for their child to tell them their dinner was in the fridge or they hadn't walked the dog.
    Further inspection will tell you that this mum is actually leaving a condom for her son ahead of his date with a girl, concerned that he will have unprotected sex.
    You might think that's a bit weird - hey, maybe they're a close family and share everything - but social media users were more distracted by how she left the condom.
    She's only gone and PINNED it to the board, thereby putting a hole in it and rendering it useless.

    As one Reddit user pointed out, maybe she just really wants grandchildren and was hoping he wouldn't notice.
    It is not known where the image originated or when it was taken, but it has been circulated on social media as people take great pleasure in pointing out her mistake.
    At least she also left him dinner in the fridge...
     
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    Fake/end thread.
     
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    Nick Manning Well-Known Member

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    Oops ! He still better pull out and bust his nut on her tits.
     
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    greenchiclets Well-Known Member

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    When I was a teen I wanted to hang all my Rush albums up on my bedroom wall, so I nailed them up. So the first song of each side of every album had a hole in it. True story.
     
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    You know there's a hole in the middle of them already?
     
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    Yeah, cuz a teenage boy just luurrvves it when their Mom talks about their sex life!!!

    And whoTF refers to their kid as "Son"?
     
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    False story. Nail would have cracked the album not put a clean hole in it.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Beth would love to have Howard use that condom. :c
     
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    I would think so too, and a couple might have broke completely, I can't remember, but I swear to Christ the majority of them had a hole in the first track. It was a long running joke between my friends and I at how retarded I was for doing that.
     
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    those were good records though. once you put a hole in 'em you had a good time
     
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    I did tons of retarded shit growing up. We all have. It's why we posters of the dawgshed are so awesome now.
     
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    Shortwave98 Cookies Bitch Banned User

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    The only thing remotely real about this story is that a mother would think one rubber would be enough. A dad would (and did) leave a box of rubbers from Costco for his son.
     
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    Ever hear of a drill? :fil:
     
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    Pretty funny....but so fake it's stupid.
     
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    My mom slid a sex pamphlet under my bedroom door when I was about 15. :facepalm:
     
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    Mom should've written "or hit her in the shitter" on the bottom post script.
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    Who doesn't want grandkids?
     
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