Concussion

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by convincer, Feb 29, 2016.

  1. convincer

    convincer Well-Known Member

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    Will Smith does a stupid accent, so he thinks he should be a Oscar nominee. whaaaaaaa
     
  2. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    ello mate
     
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  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Excellent thread
     
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  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Thank you so much for your thoughts, and for sharing them with us
     
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  5. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Post in accent for us.

    Show us what you've got.
     
  6. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    Fixed
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Look out Richard Roeper this nigga comin for your job
     
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  8. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Now, this is a story all about how
    My life got flipped-turned upside down
    And I'd like to take a minute
    Just sit right there
    I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

    In west Philadelphia born and raised
    On the playground was where I spent most of my days
    Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
    And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
    When a couple of guys who were up to no good
    Started making trouble in my neighborhood
    I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
    She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air'

    I begged and pleaded with her day after day
    But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
    She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
    I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

    First class, yo this is bad
    Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
    Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
    Hmm this might be alright.

    But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
    Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
    I don't think so
    I'll see when I get there
    I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

    Well, the plane landed and when I came out
    There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
    I ain't trying to get arrested yet
    I just got here
    I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

    I whistled for a cab and when it came near
    The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
    If anything I could say that this cab was rare
    But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, home to Bel-Air'

    I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
    And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo home smell ya later'
    I looked at my kingdom
    I was finally there
    To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air
     
  9. Harambe Burrito

    Harambe Burrito Intelligent, average dick size and sensational Gold

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    He is vely convincing
     
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  10. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    pretty soon the blaeks will demand at least one nomination a year

    think of bonus points for any civil service test
     
  11. sfgirl

    sfgirl Well-Known Member VIP

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    No....but his wife sure as hell does.
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    :saloon:
     
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    News motherfucker, report it...
     
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    Dawgshed News must be like having a paid vacation all the time.
     
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  15. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Tell the twoof, tell the twoof
     
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  16. Harambe Burrito

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    Look blo, ve leport news vhen and if it happens, ve do not make it ourselves. I thought ablout leporting Nessies thlead dlama or Animalgods banning, but its all pletty lun of ze mill.
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    Johnny Depp should have been nominated
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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  20. RH Goatcabin

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    Ok