Discussion in 'The Bar' started by convincer, Feb 29, 2016.
Will Smith does a stupid accent, so he thinks he should be a Oscar nominee. whaaaaaaa
Thank you so much for your thoughts, and for sharing them with us
Post in accent for us.
Show us what you've got.
Look out Richard Roeper this nigga comin for your job
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air'
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, home to Bel-Air'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo home smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air
He is vely convincing
pretty soon the blaeks will demand at least one nomination a year
think of bonus points for any civil service test
No....but his wife sure as hell does.
News motherfucker, report it...
Dawgshed News must be like having a paid vacation all the time.
Tell the twoof, tell the twoof
Look blo, ve leport news vhen and if it happens, ve do not make it ourselves. I thought ablout leporting Nessies thlead dlama or Animalgods banning, but its all pletty lun of ze mill.
Johnny Depp should have been nominated
He was nominated for a Razzie.
Not for Black Mass