confession: I impregnated someone from this board 10 months ago.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by DrivenByDemons, Apr 5, 2014.

  1. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    We kept the baby and are very happy.
     
  2. Sternac

    Sternac HALs Pal

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    you sly devil
     
  3. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    keep on playin playah
     
  4. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Yer gross...
     
  5. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Oh my...

    :jerk:
     
  6. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    I wouldn't exactly say I'm HAPPY.

    Content maybe.
     
  7. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Don't act tough in front of our friends :mad:
     
  8. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    Wait, are we not naming names yet?!

    Disregard please. :hat:
     
  9. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    It's the only time you listen. :bigcry:
     
  10. jdwhatever

    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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  12. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Bump that thread from behind.
     
  13. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    congrats is the kid retarded?
     
  14. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    I went to a wake last night and all my married, non-kid having friends were all spouting off about how great their lives are. Taking off a the drop of a hat to go to Vegas for the weekend, or just staying in bed for a whole day.

    I have a lot less friends than when I left the house yesterday.

    Fucking assholes with their freedom and sleeping in. Who the fuck needs to hear about that shit. Fuck em. Fuck em right in their ears.
     
  15. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    Not yet, but we're hoping.
     
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    computer blue Well-Known Member

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    :bs: Nikkerz can't have children
     
  17. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    :mad:

    You are on thin ice mister!
     
  18. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Don't take away from my moment, you asshole.
     
  19. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Its my moment too!
     
  20. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    He's taking a moment away from your asshole. :)