Confession time: Met my old lover in the grocery store

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  1. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    It was a snowy Christmas Eve. I saw him in the frozen foods. He didn't recognize me at first, but then he did, and he ran to hug me so fast that he dropped his murse and we laughed. We took our groceries up to check out, and then we picked up a six pack of beer and drank it in my car.

    After three beers each, I told him I didn't love my husband, and he told me I was still looking really good. Pretty sure he at least gave a thought to finger blasting me but decided against it, so I gave him a peck on the cheek to let him know what a respectably pathetic guy he was. Boy, I really needed a good finger blast, though. Then I drove home drunk in the rain.

    I'm not proud of it.
     
  2. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Oh baby if that were me you would have left that car wrecked!
     
  3. Mack

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    whoa
     
  4. IAC78

    IAC78 New Member Banned User

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    I need a good fingerblasting as well
     
  5. nazdrowie

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    test
     
  6. Mack

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    snowy days in Phoenix are few and far between.
     
  7. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    huh?
     
  8. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    The Good Girl?
     
  9. Sternac

    Sternac HALs Pal

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    for sure i thought he would have at least checked the oil
     
  10. Tuesday

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    There are few things hotter than a makeout/fingerblast.
     
  11. dawg

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    Oh Hai, Nazdrowie :smile:
     
  12. IAC78

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    Whatever happend to Chris Odonnel?

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  13. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    It was a most peculiar night.
     
  14. Zarathustra

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    Did you finger blast yourself later thinking about what could have been?
     
  15. Shart Garfunkel

    Shart Garfunkel I brought the magic suitcase Gold

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    Great song.
     
  16. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    You dont know murse izz either huh?
     
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    I wish this was a true story. :sad:
     
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    hey buddy! :dadance:
     
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    man purse :cheer:
     
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    :down: