Confessions of a Dawgshed Lurker

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  1. KingSchmaltz

    KingSchmaltz Box Cutters Wanted...Reset the Petcock...

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    I have been a member since 2009... This site has been a staple in my browsing history every since....When I wake up in the middle of the night... I pick up the phone.... And I lurk like a mofo... My favorite poster used to be TLD until he threatened whats her name with a box cutter.... Nemo... I love your post... Ruffypup... what the fuck happend to you ??? Garypuppet... dude.... you are a creppy motherfucker that gives me douche chills.... Benjamin... You are the fucking man! You are a smart mofo and I love reading your research... ARM.... what can I say... You are a legend in the stern universe.... You are a natural on the radio and you always get my attention... dawgshed.... I love it ... I really do... But.... and this is honest criticism......That fucking Cackling.... FUCK!!!!! John.... i mean ARM.... I know you feel me... Alll this said and done... I love this site... and feel very connected to most of you.... maybe its the beer speaking.... but I just wanted to share...

    On another note... as a lurker... I think its important to mention I have never met another stern fan IRL... Not in person nor online... I have listened to the show for yeaaaaars... but never had anyone to talk to about it... I was born in Indiana... "sorry to someone who asked earlier if they knew about hotels".... and I have lived in Israel for the past 12 years.... Anyways.... Just wanted to say hi... I live on this site and have never contributed...but maybe....Now that I have reached out.. I might post more!!!
    Cant wait to get negged for my gay post and see the " did not read" gifs
    zoo za zoo
     
  2. Wesmantooth

    Wesmantooth VIP Extreme Gold

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    ClintDagger World's #2 Ranked Poster - Exec VP Larry, Inc VIP

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    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Kind of hard to be a member since 2009 when the site didn't open until 2010.
     
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  5. KingSchmaltz

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    Im really bad with numbers..... I meant 2012
     
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    TheWonk POTY Music Forum Gold

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    "You've said it all..."
     
  7. KingSchmaltz

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    I joined when I was Kicked out of SFN for telling some douchebag shawn...someone.... to fucking just off himself... He was a fake stuttering wannabe that gave me such douchechills... I had to say something.....next thing I knew... My shit was kicked out!
     
  8. BrerJimmy

    BrerJimmy Well-Known Member

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    A lot of quality sentiment in your post, but...

    JOINED: APRIL 21, 2012
     
  9. JRoyle411

    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    I actually read the whole thing.....

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    Yeah, No. It is what it is. What do you do for a living?

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  11. Umph

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    Your ability to out-ellipsis Winst is both admirable and terrifying.
     
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    LURKER CALL-OUT!!!
     
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  13. KingSchmaltz

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    I really think DAWGSHED needs to have a convention.... One that Both loves the stern show for what it gave us... and also... as stern used to do... to hold a type of mock funeral for the show for what it is not now... It would def make waves and I think it would be legendary.... thoughts on spots..... first... TEL AVIV DAWGCON!!!! 2016
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    There's no lurking! There's no lurking at Dawg's!

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    You've chosen worDS carefully... But how rESponsibly?

    Lurk... Jerk... Yank... Crank...

    Who is in cHArge?

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  16. Dump Button

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    welcome...to the forum....dot dot dot....dot dot dot
     
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    does it suck living in israel? i imagine it isn't great.
     
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  18. KingSchmaltz

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    Thank.......You........Faggot.........
     
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    get yo self an AV for christ sakes....
     
  20. Nemo

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