Confirmed! I am a bitch!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Lemmy, Jun 22, 2013.

  1. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I arrive at work this morning and was immediately sent out to assist at a homicide scene. Upon my arrival a supervisor gave me $20 and sent me for waters and snacks! I was sent to do bitch work for "the man"! :facepalm:
     
  2. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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  3. FOXXXONE

    FOXXXONE wut?

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    Could be worse .
     
  4. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    water and snacks =coffee and donuts?
     
  5. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    no coffee? :wtf:
     
  6. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    My bitches never carry sidearms.

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  7. pheelios

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  8. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    you're a cop? :up:
     
  9. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    The exact order was a red bull, coke and a cheese danish plus however many bottled waters $20 would get. No coffee.
     
  10. Partyxanimal

    Partyxanimal Well-Known Member

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    Next comes the "Hey Lemmy , Clean the brains off of the wall"
     
  11. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    I would have told him to go pound sand. I ain't your "doo boy"
     
  12. RobinsBedSores

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    Do you have to inform the family?
     
  13. Babs

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    Who draws the lines around the bodies? :pickme:
     
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  14. Chaos

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    Even at work you can't escape the honey-do list. :facepalm:
     
  15. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    I would've said "the 20's for my time. where's the money to buy the stuff?" :munch:
     
  16. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    And what kind of asshole doesn't stop to get their own coffee on the way to work?
     
  17. Partyxanimal

    Partyxanimal Well-Known Member

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    Now its Lemmy
     
  18. Chaos

    Chaos Active Member

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    One that has a bitch. :c
     
  19. RobinsBedSores

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    I hope our Lemmy gets to interrogate the suspect.
     
  20. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    No one where I work would even look at me for that request, let alone ask it. :jj: