Congrats on DAY ONE of your strict diet, Garypagetwo

You've put it off a dozen times, but today's the official start day. No pizza. No muffins. No candy.

And remember, Dawg can kill your account if you puss out and fuck this up like a little bitch, faggot.

 

think how bad off gary would be if he became a pot head.

 

He said he smoked weed for the first time ever last week.

 

Hitler, Jeffrey Dahmer and Monk are okay with you.

 

man do those look good.

 

yeah i didn't get much out of him about that. i need more info.

it might help him have some fun, but if he's one of those folks who gets paranoid on sativas, it could be bad.

i will offer to guide him. like a shaman!

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All I know is, a few hits off some good bud and I need to eat a pint of Ben & Jerry's and a big bag of Cheetos. This is why months go by when I don't smoke any.

 

i mostly got a handle on the munchies a long time ago. i only buy boring stuff. mostly.

it's way too easy to go through a bag of fritos with bean dip while getting high and playing a game.

 

This.

 

now i want fritos and bean dip.

 

Gary, how much do you plan to lose on an all semen diet?

 

Gary?

 

I really hope this works for him