Conlon Road Photo Contract Terms/Demands

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BethsBridle, Aug 15, 2012.

  1. BethsBridle

    BethsBridle New Member Banned User

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    The following is a section of the contract for the photo shoot that Howard is auctioning off to benefit the animoes. There are some real gems in there...

    Believe it or not, the current bid is up to $25,000. :facepalm:

    http://www.wildliferescuecenter.org/howardSternPhotoSessionAuction.php
     
  2. Rufus

    Rufus Well-Known Member VIP

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    Beth's the high bidder.
     
  3. Gretsch Man

    Gretsch Man Well-Known Member

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    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    This guy has become such a fucking joke its ridiculous. So embarrassing.
     
  5. Mike in Houston

    Mike in Houston I got more balls than the daily lottery. VIP

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    What the fuck? :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:
     
  6. pontius pilot

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    $25,000+ dropped and you then have to cover the return postage for three signed prints that you must first print at your own expense.

    seriously, that's outrageous.
     
  7. Mike in Houston

    Mike in Houston I got more balls than the daily lottery. VIP

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    @howardstern Your Conlon Rd. Photography contract for the charity thing is absolute rubbish. You truly are a douche's douche. #facepalm
     
  8. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Listen, there is nothing left in the budget for pens and printing.
     
  9. pontius pilot

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  10. Madipuppy

    Madipuppy Well-Known Member

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    Love it. If you are late, it ends 1 hour from the start time. God forbid Americas judge should cut someone some slack. What a dick
     
  11. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    I love those stipulations. Howard's time is so valuable. You are entitled to one photo with Howard. If Howard is taking photos of a friend of Beth he would spend hours with them. Does Howard really think he is this fucking special. The person is making a substantial donation, $25,000 at this time.
     
  12. BethsBridle

    BethsBridle New Member Banned User

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    :backlol:
     
  13. Madipuppy

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    God forbid the person making the $25k donation should post a photo someone took at the shoot on Facebook
     
  14. Beer Chugger

    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    "This additional fee also is not for a financial gain of Conlon Road Photography or any Howard Stern Entities."

    So Beth is now called a "Howard Stern entity"? :c
     
  15. MarvelComics85

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    Even though I get sickened by Howard's latest antics, I can't wait to see what comes out of this!

    It's like getting that PS3 in 2006 when they're all sold out all over the place.
     
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    You know he's praying the winner is 55 minutes late.
     
  18. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    posted this in the other thread that mentioned this. I wish someone would do it.



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    :usofa: :worried: