Conlon Road Photography...lol

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by pilo, May 28, 2013.

  1. pilo

    pilo Well-Known Member

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    I had never actually visited this site before :facepalm: love all the Beefers pics and the cutesy music

    About us:

    "My name is Howard Stern. Yes, that Howard Stern. Becoming a photographer was not something I chose. Photography more or less chose me. After spending most of my professional career on the other side of the camera, I developed a strong appreciation of what a difficult art photography is. Back in early 2011, I decided to purchase a camera and thought nothing of it. To say I was hooked, is the understatement of my life. Photography allows me to freeze time, create a memory and to share an experience that will last forever. It took me very little time after I photographed my first image to realize that I love to create a story. I am the writer, the director, and the producer. As a photographer, I get to tell the story of what I want the world to be." (certain parts of this description call to mind Howie's other hobby, lying)

    Our Mission:

    "My vision for Conlon Road Photography is to provide memories of peoples lives, Create art that people can admire and most of all capture relationships. As you know, I have a great love of photography. This venture is not for economic gain. I do not receive a few from the sale of the photos."

    The site is a little wonky too...theres nothing in the "blog" section and when you click "more" in the portfolio section, it scrolls to nothing.

    The facebook page only has 159 likes :cheer:
     
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    pilo Well-Known Member

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    I also cant help but read it as "Colon Road Photography"
    whats with him and naming things after roads?
     
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    So, he's not just taking stupid photos of his wife; It's an art project about an alternate universe where she's famous and important.
     
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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    He has no imagination.

    I think he grew up on Conlon Road.
     
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    "I get to tell the story of what I want the world to be." I guess that explains why, he over photo shops his wife.
     
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    When you try to buy your way in it shows.
     
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    Trying to click on the links and google Conlon Road led me to a link to the video of Beth and her brothers. I have never seen such faggoty documented on video before. I heard about the video and saw the screenshot of Beth's panty flashing cartwheel (in and of itself very creepy considering the intended audience) but to actually see the video was despicable. Howard is truly a neutered defanged wigged old queen.
     
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    That may be the cheesiest, most amateurish ridiculous site I have ever seen. :ufacepalm: I mean awful. That horrible music, the "loading" bar, I'm no expert, but I can see that it is bad. Really bad. :coffee:
     
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    There is something seriously wrong with him.

    What I can't understand is how we are the only ones who see it. :uscratch:
     
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    Oh, and everyone please read my signature.

    Strong appreciation, my ass. Lying cocksucker.
     
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    Don't forget. :coffee:

    http://colonroadphotography.com/
     
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    What's your sig say?
     
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    I'll take my stupid...automatic camera...take pictures and we'll see if people can tell the difference.

    Howard has done that and many people here have been able to tell the difference.

     
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    That video is legendary, but I cannot make it all the way through to the end, and I've tried more than once.
     
  20. Beths Arab

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    What a crock of shit!

    It should read like my wife is an attention whore and party girl and the only way she'll come near me is if i have a camera hanging around my droopy old turkey neck.

    The Wig lies again!!