Conspiracy Conspiracy Theories - which do you believe (poll)?

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Which Conspiracy Theorie Are True (multiple picks allowed)?

  1. World Trade Center and Building 7 brought down by controlled demolition

    20.0%
  2. Illuminati cabal of elites are in control of world events

    24.2%
  3. Sandy Hook was a staged event with crisis actors

    10.3%
  4. Moon Landing was done in a studio

    10.9%
  5. Chemtrails are deliberately being sprayed to control population

    7.3%
  6. The Clintons have actually ordered the murder of multiple people

    53.3%
  7. FEMA camps are being set up throughout the country in preparation for martial law

    7.9%
  8. Nazi gas chambers didn't kill near as many Jews as people think

    20.6%
  9. It's always best to masturbate before a big date

    53.9%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. yahoo

    yahoo Well-Known Member VIP

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    I'm fascinated by the people who believe conspiracy theories.

    Pick the ones you believe in the poll (you can choose multiple picks). Or weigh in with your favorite.

    Personally, I'm not even sold on a JFK conspiracy, but I'd love to hear what people hear believe.
     
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  2. Quality Control

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    And none for Scott Ostrosky.
     
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    The Clinton option isn't a theory. They really ordered the death of people
     
  4. FeetToTaste

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    Same with the moon landing.
     
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  5. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Mlaw stole my AV Gold

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  6. Mike Huntslooce

    Mike Huntslooce Maker of Champions

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    You forgot about the flat earth water heads.
     
  7. Howchilla

    Howchilla VIP Extreme Gold

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    Other than the Pregame Jerk-off option, I thought Jiblets was the only whacko on the site.
     
  8. JameGumb

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    Western European Elite families control nearly everything. And are an influence in a lot of the US governments activity abroad.
     
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    I'm completely shocked that the Clintons murdering people is winning.

    Figured masturbation before dating was a cinch.
     
  10. yahoo

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    This is an experiment. Many of the respondents will be locked up in straight jackets later tonight.
     
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  11. whogivesa

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    Despite many assertions to the contrary, I believe @garypagetwo is the mult of a mod.

    That's the only conspiracy theory that has my support.
     
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    None of the above
     
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    Another option should be last year's Super Bowl, clearly rigged so Peyton Manning could go out a champion. Fucker couldn't even throw the ball 15 yards downfield.
     
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    I hope all whacko respondents are red-flagged and will be taken to Conservative Internment Camps that go live on Inauguration Day...oh shit, I said too much.
     
  15. JameGumb

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    Look at Yahoo and Howchilla jerking each other off. Look at em go!

     
  16. Mike Huntslooce

    Mike Huntslooce Maker of Champions

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    The way his PMs get edited is hilarious, but also points to him being a mod mult.
     
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  17. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner! VIP

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    The guy was gp2 long before this place back over at SFN.
     
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    everything is ridiculous except the masturbating thing!
     
  19. JameGumb

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    Why would someone jerk off before their date? That's like choosing a Baskin Robbins sample before dinner. Rather than eating the dinner first and then getting the full sundae.
     
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    Mike Huntslooce Maker of Champions

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    So you're saying nobody else moved over from SFN?