Conspiracy theory: Howard Stern DEAD

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by ZeroZed, Apr 23, 2013.

  1. ZeroZed

    ZeroZed Active Member

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    Maybe the Howard Stern we all used to know and love is actually dead. Maybe he was murdered by Les Moonves sometime in 2005 before he left terrestrial radio and replaced with a doppelganger. Actually, I bet he was replaced with an old Jewish woman who wears a horrible wig.

    This might explain a bunch of stuff...like how he's no longer funny. Like how his daughters seem to really want to have nothing to do with him. With his not giving two-shits about his radio show and selling out to do a 3rd-rate American Idol rip-off reality show.

    Or maybe it was an Invasion of the Body Snatchers kind of thing. I'm grasping at straws. Sorry, I'm a bit drunk.
     
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    Remember, Dollar Tree brand tin foil isn't as good as regular brand
     
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    his voice is noticeably different after 2005

    doggelganger! :derp:
     
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    It is a different Howard, you make a compelling case.
     
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    He's been dead to all of us since late '06, once that cocksucker got his $200 million bonus or whatever and kicked his heels up to celebrate his retirement.
     
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    He's a Changeling from Star Trek . . .


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    He was kidnapped and replaced just before he after he left Alison. That explains the divorce and the Jackie firing . . . :secret:
     
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    I have Dollar Tree brand tin foil. It's actually really good.
     
  13. ZeroZed

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    Maybe they actually have various people "play" Howard...that would explain the ever changing "hair," the new chin, the teeth, etc. It would also explain why his voice used to sound so much different. I'm telling you HE'S BEEN REPLACED MOTHERFUCKERS!

    (or it could be the Blanton's bourbon I'm drinking)
     
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    Have you tried to listen to the show backwards for any clues?
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    turn me on dead fanbase, turn me on dead fanbase, turn me on dead fanbase

    [video=youtube;ODkmDRgat6k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODkmDRgat6k[/video]
     
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  15. ZeroZed

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    It hasn't been lost on me that the fake Paul also wears a wig and who took a blonde bimbo for a second wife as well.
     
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    :bigthink
     
  18. MobyDick

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    Howard got the whiff of real fame and power from his movie making experience and it's been a roller-coaster ride downhill ever since.