Maybe the Howard Stern we all used to know and love is actually dead. Maybe he was murdered by Les Moonves sometime in 2005 before he left terrestrial radio and replaced with a doppelganger. Actually, I bet he was replaced with an old Jewish woman who wears a horrible wig. This might explain a bunch of stuff...like how he's no longer funny. Like how his daughters seem to really want to have nothing to do with him. With his not giving two-shits about his radio show and selling out to do a 3rd-rate American Idol rip-off reality show. Or maybe it was an Invasion of the Body Snatchers kind of thing. I'm grasping at straws. Sorry, I'm a bit drunk.