Construction workers find dinosaur eggs in China

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  1. LaserT

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    Heyuan is a city in the mountainous Guandong province of China that bills itself as the "Home of the Dinosaurs," and rightfully so. In 2004 the local museum was awarded a Guinness World Record for the largest collection of fossilized dinosaur eggs (10,008 at the time), and almost 17,000 egg fossils have been found there since 1996. While it's too early to tell what species the eggs belong to, other eggs found in the area date between 65 and 89 million years old.




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    I would fry them up . Taste like chicken
     
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    They were promptly ground up into some sort of potion to help rich Asian dudes get boners
     
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    Chinese boner powder you say? :bigthink

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    Just in time for the new Jurassic Park movie... I see what you're up to, Hollywood! :fil:
     
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    Dinosaur egg velly delicious!
     
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    They were used to make Jurassic egg fu young.
     
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    Religious kooks would say they're just rocks.
     
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    That was Robins last egg.
     
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    because the earth is only a few thousand years old
     
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    I bet some Chinamen have already ground them up into dust to make them into boner pills
     
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    Asian pterodactyls were the worst pilots.
     
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