Consumer Report: Dawgshed Gold Account

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Dream Theater's Bitch Gold

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    10/10

    Pros:

    - Doesn't stop working after three days
    - Looks flashy
    - Separates you from the riff-raff

    Cons:


    - Not gay friendly
    - Almost no exclusive Gold features
    - Still open to constant harassment from the site mods
    - Still open to public harassment by site owner
    - No ability to block/ban mods from threads
    - No ability to remove yourself from someone else's ignore list

    I was expecting something flashy and cool with the new Dawgshed GOLD membership my account was upgraded to. Instead, I got shit on and pissed on by the mods and the site owner and within the first 24 hours it felt like I had been tarred and feathered while being raped with a magnum-size champagne bottle. Would not recommend.
     
  2. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    You fuckers need to respect Gary. Do you have any idea how much money he laid out for that gold account?
     
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  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I thought you were leaving
     
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  4. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    Like whoa
     
  5. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    He got what he paid for.
     
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  6. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    He's a fucking full time student, dude!
     
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  7. jobbey

    jobbey Well-Known Member VIP

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  8. Dirty South

    Dirty South Large Member

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    Gary, rate the Dawg Shed Gold Subscription on the scale of evil. :woot: #PageRage :woot:
     
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  9. Orgy Pants

    Orgy Pants teklife

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    i'd give it at least a 3/10 gar.
     
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  10. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Dream Theater's Bitch Gold

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    Why?
     
  11. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    I hope you cocksuckers brought body bags.
     
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  12. Orgy Pants

    Orgy Pants teklife

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    gold banner and lot of pm space to pm chicks my cock pics. wouldn't go past a 4/10 rating though.
     
  13. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Dream Theater's Bitch Gold

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    hm...no sorry, it's a 10/10.
     
  14. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Anders loves his, can you give me a list of the mods bothering you Gar, we can't tolerate that....

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  15. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    When will @dawg address this?
     
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  16. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    You should have waited for me to get home. I would have bought you the top of the line subscription.
     
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  17. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    oh? and i was thinking about getting one
     
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  18. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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  19. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

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    How is my song coming along Gary?
     
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  20. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Gary, you should put a stop payment on your gold subscription transaction.
     
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