content of an old .txt file i found on my job's network

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  1. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    I got the dirt squirts baby
    and you're in my sight
    Im gonna shit all over your face

    I've got a mississipi mud slide
    brewing in my butt
    girl if only you could taste

    with my cheeks spread open
    im'a hovering low
    so you can breath in all the air
    from my hot asshole
     
  2. Jake Dog

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    I think that's an old James Taylor song off the Mudslide Slim album
     
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    I take unused note pads out of the stack in my supply office and I write random notes like 3 pages in. Nothing like that, but silly things like office gossip to get people wondering. I always keep it vague and never name, names. I do one notebook like every other month. Things like a wedding supply list (people always assume a secretary is leaving). Writing baby names. Once did a list title "the people I banged in HS" and listed about 14-15 women with a single guy midlist. for a good 6 months people were trying to find the bisexual guy in the office.

    So someone might be looking for a snooper to find that "memo" you discovered. Problem with doing that on the computer is MIS can trace everything to a terminal.
     
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    thats a common practice in france
     
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    I thought it was the new Lil Wayne song they will release after he is dead next week.
     
  6. Napoleon V2

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    The thing is like 3 years old and hidden deep within older archives. There is also full songs written, a poem and what looks to be a journal entry.
     
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    Lil Wayne sad face
    [​IMG]
     
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    funny, i once got to scribbling a list of the girls first names i banged in order, couldnt remmember some. anyway my office on my desk, wife stops in while i was out, dum list was still on my desk, wife was pissed to say the least...glad it was first names only, couple office girls were on there...learned my lesson:facepalm:
     
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    maybe they were starting an Insane Clown Posse type band??? lyrics?
     
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    shit!!! lol. hope she never finds out. you will never go to the office with your dick again.
     
  11. AmishGirl

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    my uncle was best friend with hitler
    he had some cool footage of dachau
    i was watching americas funniest home videos on dust
    and sent some footage to that fucking gay show

    i sent concentration camp footage to americas funniest home videos
    i sent concentration camp footage to americas funniest home videos

    i didn't win
    so i sent interment camp footage
    i didn't win again
    so i sent birth of a nation
     
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    lol
     
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    I'll post them later this week
     
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    You look divorced

    You've got that mopy look on your face
    you're 3 months behind on your alimony payments
    You're pissed off, you're ex married someone new,
    you're also pissed off
    Because he's a fucking jew

    You look divorced

    You sit in a bar, you're always pissed
    You're number 4 on the deadbeat dad list
    You're fired from your job because you're a fucking drunk
    You'll never get her back because you're a fucking loser
     
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Where are these coming from?
     
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    I'm on an Anal Cunt binge :punk:
     
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    you are one fucked up gal
     
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    :hat:
     
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    FOXXXONE wut?

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    A.C.