Contest: Little things that drive you wild? / Sexual / Not at all Political

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Blur, Feb 18, 2015.

  1. Blur

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  2. HowieStearn

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  3. I invented that

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    Playing tummy sticks with my newest twink conquest makes me feel warm and fuzzy all over.
     
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    NyMarkNy VIP Extreme Gold

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    When my girl lets me suspend her with 2 hooks through the meat of her back, 1 through her spine, 2 through her shoulder blades... I suspend her to the roof counterclockwise, she falls to me clockwise and I'm supine on a raised platform so when we meet it goes into her like a screwdriver.

    But I have to break her legs to get into the hole.
     
  5. LukeReject

    LukeReject Mult Banned User

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    When girls were those low cut pants that show off their ass crack when the bend over. HEEEELLLLOOOOOO!!!
     
  6. Shortwave98

    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    I don't even know what that means.
     
  7. I invented that

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    No homo.
     
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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    I'll save you a table Saturday around 10

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  9. Shortwave98

    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    @Blur is trolling for ideas!
     
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    LukeReject Mult Banned User

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    Is Blur a homo?
     
  11. RobsDad

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    Got a blowie from my girl going across the Golden Gate Bridge, while Stairway to Heaven was on the radio.
    Truth.
     
  12. Shortwave98

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    My money's on you.
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    I heard the truth about that person.
     
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    I enjoy getting the sides of my balls and taint tongued, makes my hairs stand up it does
     
  15. I invented that

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    when a girl's staring into my eyes while blowing me, drives me crazy.
     
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    when she takes a shit and u see the roast beef lips hanging down.
     
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    This went well.
     
  18. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    The way my girlfriend looks at me.
     
  19. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    Sure
     
  20. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    I love it when Democrat girls are all like, "Do you want to save a tree" and I'm like, "Sure, I've got wood you can save."