Contraceptives are for the weak

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Benjys Beard, May 30, 2012.

  1. Benjys Beard

    Benjys Beard New Member Banned User

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    I'll smash all day raw-dog bareback-jones. Over 120 female (NO MALE) partners, and not a single S-T-D.

    Someone, hit my music...
     
  2. Benjys Beard

    Benjys Beard New Member Banned User

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    [video=youtube;PSYxT9GM0fQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSYxT9GM0fQ[/video]
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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  4. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    this never happened
     
  5. Benjys Beard

    Benjys Beard New Member Banned User

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    Why in the fuck would you put chilli, iceberg lettuce and Velveta cheese on a tortilla? That's some white trash level cookery right there.

    And now....

    Hit...

    My...

    Music

    (dubstep remix)













































    wait for it





































    it's coming











































    YES!!!!


    [video=youtube;bG4H4GuDa8U]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bG4H4GuDa8U[/video]
     
  6. Benjys Beard

    Benjys Beard New Member Banned User

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    Hey, how do I autoplay music in a thread?
     
  7. gilaet

    gilaet forum Tommy Jarvis Gold

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    Highlight the youtube link and hit ctrl-f4.
     
  8. Porn Stache

    Porn Stache Active Member

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    When will this Melt end?
     
  9. Benjys Beard

    Benjys Beard New Member Banned User

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    Probably the day you get laid, Porn Douche.











































    Which is likely
























































    Never












































    Just kidding












































    Or am I?





















































    No, I'm not















































    [video=youtube;2w02QxQZGQc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w02QxQZGQc[/video]
     
  10. Chigs

    Chigs The finest in the Nation

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    Blah...the fact that there may be more of you out there :facepalm: