ContractoRs @ my house telling dirty jokes!

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  1. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    I didn't hear it all
    Alls I heard was
    "derp derp sex derp derp kiss on cheek derp derp gay derp herp derp vaselines in the bathroom"
     
  2. Jack-A-Roe

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    I didnt say a 12" pianist!!!!!!
     
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    A man escapes from prison where he as been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns but finds a young couple in bed.
    He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, and then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
    While he's in where, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
    To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we ad any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
     
  4. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    That was prolly it^
     
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    vaselineS?
     
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    Maybe it was Sal, talking like a negro again. :idea:
     
  7. HowieCalbo

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    Jackies construct Hunt. :jj:
     
  8. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Vaseline is
    Vaseline's
    Vaselines
     
  9. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Ize approachin the podiums...