Contrasting Massage Parlor Reviews

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  1. XuXu

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    It all depends on your perspective I guess.

    http://www.dailydot.com/lifestyle/yelp-reviews-of-erotic-massage-parlors/?fb=dd


    These Yelpers have no idea they're reviewing erotic massage parlors


    This article contains sexually explicit content.

    Contrary to popular belief, Yelp is far from the only website holding the service industry to higher standards. There's also RubMaps, a database where users compile meticulous feedback on massage parlors that offer "happy endings," or manual relief at the end of a massage. All that's required for membership is $14.95 a month, plus a willingness to expose oneself to possible credit card fraud.

    These “mongers,” as they refer to themselves, are not messing around when it comes to dropping Benjamins on erotic spa treatments. They can be very critical of a “provider” when it comes to looks, attitude, technique, or even English fluency. Sites like RubMaps, SpaHunters, and EroticMP are the closest thing we have to objective online sex worker reviews (at least, for now).

    But what happens when you compare their critiques to the ones found on Yelp? That’s when things get interesting. It seems that more than anything, satisfaction depends on what the customer expects coming in—and, of course, what they expect coming out.


     
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    Wtf xu xu?
     
  3. Lou Loomis

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    I hope the RubMaps inventors are billionaires...
     
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  4. XuXu

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    wtf gwartney?
     
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    Where's the rest of it?
     
  6. My O Face

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    Love the rub and tug joints
     
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    You have to click on the link dope.
     
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  10. Asshat13

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    I brought my own condom and she began blow very slow to begin with. I think it’s a shared feeling that no one cares much for a condom infused blow job, but still, I asked her if she could use her tongue more. I’m not big guy, that much I’ll admit but I did want her to go deeper. Still, just that feeling of getting head, seeing your penis disappear into her mouth. For me at least, just seeing that strand of saliva, I can’t get enough of it.
     
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    Is this about xu xu?
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    This thread is disgusting
     
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  13. XuXu

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    I never claimed it wasn't.
     
  14. Stew Nod

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    This is my first personal review ever. I'm feel compelled to write this after a sadly disappointing facial. I'm new to the city and wanted to find a spot near my place. Even though there was too few reviews I decided to go regardless. I went for the $69.99 facial special I saw on their site. I was asked for the print out of this?????? It's their website but I had to show it anyway thru my phone. Before, I even sat she said oily skin, eh. Um no very dry actually, it's the sunscreen I put for the walk over and that was the last words I heard from her...She was in the room with me for maybe 15 minutes total the rest of the times she was out while my face was steamed and mask settled in. $70!! I feel robbed.

    :rofl:
     
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    what a fucking idiot
     
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    I am getting a massage this friday at lunch and I hope she tickles my balls with an oh so gentle touch
     
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    You ever give a handy?
     
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    This place has older women who are ridiculously hot. First went upstairs and got changed. Had a nice table shower which was pretty good. She was very playful during the [table shower]. The massage to follow was almost perfect. Got every single spot on my body that needed some relaxation. She is very talkative and chatty, but very pleasant and has nice breath unlike some Chinese ladies who have massaged me at other places in the past. She asked if I read about her on the Internet. I said NO! I told her my friend Bob sent me. She smiled and gave me a great [happy ending]. I will be back and check out who else is on the menu.


    LOL.
     
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    Last time I went here my friend tried to be sweet but didn't get to be sweet.
    These people are racists. Be careful.
    I highly recommend this place.
     
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    Any guy on guy action??