Controversial new movie: Nymphomaniac

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  1. mike25

    mike25 Active Member VIP

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    Shia LaBeouf is said to be engaging in real sex on camera in Lars Von Trier's controversial movie Nymphomaniac

    first thing i thought was, who wants to see shia labeouf have sex, doesn't this kid ruin every movie he is in ? why did they give him the transformer role again ?
    then i thought, how is this different from porn
    :scratch: ? i guess these people if you take a bunch of whores, call them actresses and pay them 7 figures, they are high class celebrities ?:dontknow:

    well here are some stills of the movie to fap too, at least the christian slater picture where he is about to wash some girls foot looks hot..... to fucking weird foot fetish people like kanye west and not me :c
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    wanker New Member

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    charlotte gainsbourg:cheer:
     
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    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    how doe she keep getting roles?
     
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    Gainsbourg. Confirmed daddy issues.
     
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    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    Looks like they both swing with monkeys :secret:

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    You wanna be in this movie , It's going to be "artsy" .... No

    You get to fuck the actress for real .... Yes :c
     
  7. mike25

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    I don't see how a porno will do well in the US, which is why they are opening in Denmark first.

    the director, pictured above with tape over his mouth, apparently got in trouble for saying he was a nazi.

     
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    its hardly controversy

    if Charlotte G. get s bukkakeeed by those two fellas, yeah maybe she is pushing the envelope

    but she wont

    if Christian Slater puts that girl's foot up his Jack Nicholson wanna-be ass, then maybe, but he wont

    Lars thrives on courting controversy

    but he never fulfills it
     
  9. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    I would rather watch that Backdoor Teenmom flick. :dontknow:
     
  10. mike25

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    having trouble finding the exact quote, but he said everything done in the film will be real. anything they can't show, they will just blur out, but the orgies will be authentic
     
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    ...yeah I think I'll be passin' on that one thnx.....
     
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    glad he didnt let his depression get the best of him