Controversial product pumps users' stomachs after food binges

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  1. smichal

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    May be better than the lap band or other stomach reducing surgery. The Stomach is a vital organ. Eliminating part of is probably not a good thing. Having a tube to pull food out before it gets digested might actually be a good thing. Especially for diabetics since they have a very hard time losing weight.
     
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    How about you don't binge when you eat? :dontknow:
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Whatever happened to diet and light exercise?
     
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    Diets don't work. Usually once you're off the diet you gain the weight back. Moderation is key. Why deprive yourself of food you love for your entire life? It is possible to be fit and eat good food if you excercise and have a little self control.
     
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    I'll take three.

    How about no, commie?
     
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    Bulimics everywhere are celebrating.
     
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    I saw this on a BBC doc ... I think it was invented in Sweden. Showed a guy going to the bathroom after lunch, he turns on a tube & a yellow bile comes out of his stomach ... [​IMG]
     
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    In all seriousness, with regular, not "light" excercise you can basically say "fuck it" to the notion of "diet" in general, aside from you know, fast-food, ice cream or freezer aisle shit, and even then you can sprinkle the aforementioned in on occasion.
     
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    Pigs live to eat!
     
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    hey that seems to be Esther the Wonder Pig!
     
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    If the thing just pumped beer out I'd probably lose 30 pounds.
     
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    Soon to be a sponsor on THSS..

    "You know, Robin, this is the only stomach pump that I will use when I've had a few too many almonds and too much beautiful soup..."
     
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    It would probably be the first sponsor Howie actually would use.
     
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    Not sure but I think you may be right.
     
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    The device requires a surgical incision and direct opening to the stomach. There is no way people would be able to jut buy that at the CVS and have it installed cause they eat too much. It would have to be done under supervision of physician and I'm guess these patients have a real psychological problem when it comes to food.
     
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    I say there is no way this real. A tube through your peritoneal wall and into your stomach leaving you with a piece of hardware hanging out of you?? That is far more invasive than stomach band surgery and sure to get infected. I'm calling bullshit.
     
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    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    is it Mac OS X compatible?
     
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    u mean El Capitan?
    :sgay:
     
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